# One of these days the hampsters are going to just roll over and die.

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**Created:** [September 9, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-these-days-the-hampsters-are-going-to-just-roll-over-and-die/200630 "2003-09-09T23:19:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Thaumaturge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Thaumaturge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaumaturge)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-these-days-the-hampsters-are-going-to-just-roll-over-and-die/200630/21 "2003-09-10T06:49:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SkyBum \*  
> \*\*Have you not wondered what exactly they are serving in the Barbeque Pit? Those tastly little barbequed nuggets? Dead hamsters. Those tasty barbequed ribs? Eh…let’s not dwell on that one…I wouldn’t want to ruin your pit dining experience. \*\*

I always thought it was Soylent Green…

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