# One of us! One of us! \[new member\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 7, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125 "2012-05-07T02:58:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/21 "2012-05-07T17:35:00Z")
I bet **Kirk** gets his shirt ripped. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/22 "2012-05-07T17:50:37Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > I bet **Kirk** gets his shirt ripped. My shirts are pre ripped shhhhhhh:D ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/23 "2012-05-07T19:08:23Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Who are you, Fibber McGee in disguise? :dubious: > > So, we obviously need to toss **markd222** and **Capt Kirk** into the DopeDome. The winner gets the goat. The loser gets the squid! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/24 "2012-05-07T19:13:31Z")
Its traditional for new members to send the old ones some money. Just saying šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/25 "2012-05-07T19:30:36Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > We accept him > We accept him > One of us > One of us! > > [sips from huge goblet] Letā€™s hope it works out better for **markd222** than it did for Hans and Cleopatra. Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/26 "2012-05-07T19:34:45Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > The loser gets the squid! Ill do it but Mark gets the red shirt to wear:D ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/27 "2012-05-07T19:43:25Z")
Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/28 "2012-05-07T20:01:07Z")
Hello \*\*markd222. \*\*Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/29 "2012-05-07T20:01:17Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Letā€™s hope it works out better for **markd222** than it did for Hans and Cleopatra. Worked out pretty sweet for _Hans_. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/30 "2012-05-07T20:06:07Z")
No one tell him the secret password is ā€œboobiesā€ until heā€™s proven himself worthy. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/31 "2012-05-07T22:56:43Z")
Should we mention to him that we really appreciate it when people come back to the threads theyā€™ve started around here? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/32 "2012-05-07T23:35:32Z")
Iā€™m a bit concerned here. The first 221 **markd** s werenā€™t very impressiveā€¦I hope this one finally makes itā€¦ Welcome aboard! -D/a ---
**Author:** ![limegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@limegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/limegreen)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/33 "2012-05-08T02:04:48Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Letā€™s hope it works out better for **markd222** than it did for Hans and Cleopatra. > > Welcome! Dammit, now that whole chanty thing is running around my head! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125/34 "2012-05-08T12:58:03Z")
Back in my day, we had to supply our our squid. And get off of my lawn! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-of-us-one-of-us-new-member/621125.md?page=1)