# one shoe mystery continues

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [February 21, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377 "2017-02-21T04:23:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![an11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@an11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/an11)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/1 "2017-02-21T04:23:45Z")

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I have seen 30 random abandoned shoes on the roadside in and around the Nashville TN area in the last two years.

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**Author:** ![an11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/57b2e6/32.png) [@an11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/an11)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/2 "2017-02-21T04:25:19Z")

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So i guess what I’m saying is i just don’t get it

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/3 "2017-02-21T04:27:15Z")

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[Why do you always see just one shoe by the side of the road?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/529/why-do-you-always-see-just-one-shoe-by-the-side-of-the-road)

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/4 "2017-02-21T04:48:30Z")

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Portkeys.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/5 "2017-02-21T13:18:09Z")

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That’s not a one shoe mystery. That’s a 30 shoe mystery. Which, being an even number, is much less mysterious.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/6 "2017-02-21T13:50:39Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> That’s not a one shoe mystery. That’s a 30 shoe mystery. Which, being an even number, is much less mysterious.

Just remember the old saying: “I wept that I found a bunch of mysterious abandoned shoes, until I met a man who found a bunch of [mysterious abandoned feet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries).”

At least I think that’s how it goes.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/7 "2017-02-21T18:13:57Z")

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In my youth, it was common to see single shoes by the roadside. Maybe 20 years ago, it became rare. I attributed this to the ubiquity of car air conditioning – thus, no more open car windows. In the past year or so, single shoes have once again begun to appear along the road.

Just in case it matters . . . this is happening in Tennessee.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/8 "2017-02-21T18:28:52Z")

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I guess we’re all still waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-shoe-mystery-continues/780377/9 "2017-02-21T21:26:55Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> I guess we’re all still waiting for the other shoe to drop.

That’ll happen once they start using those [Chinese flamethrower drones](http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/incredible-flying-flamethrower-drones-burn-9847548) to clear all those shoes off of the power lines.
