# One Surreal Moment of Hilarity

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 25, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545 "2004-12-25T01:24:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/1 "2004-12-25T01:24:49Z")

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Did you like All Your Base Are Belong to Us? Did you laugh at Bananaphone? Do you find surreal flash videos incredibly hilarious?

I do! And I understand others around here appreciate them as well, so I thought I’d spread the joy of this little gem:

[http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html](http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html)

Totally safe for work and consumption by all ages!  
(Caution: may make head explode)

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**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/2 "2004-12-25T01:27:17Z")

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_twitch_

Oh dear.

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/3 "2004-12-25T01:28:24Z")

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> [@Papaveraceae](#):
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> _twitch_
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> Oh dear.

I _did_ warn you.

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**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/4 "2004-12-25T01:33:20Z")

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Well, I know… but I have this curiosity problem you see. I’m the type who looks in the bathroom cabinets at other peoples parties.

Gets me into more trouble than you’d imagine, really. 🙂  
That kid reminds me of the aliens from Seseme Street, the ones that say YupYupYupYup all of the time. Frightening.

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/5 "2004-12-25T01:44:07Z")

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That’s not a kid actually 🙂 I know the guy who made it and he’s in his late 20s if I remember correctly.

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**Author:** ![Master\_Sparky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Master\_Sparky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Sparky)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/6 "2004-12-25T01:49:31Z")

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I remember studying about the history of computing back when I was a college student. I remember seeing pictures of all the geek dudes standing around the ENIAC, pioneers like Grace Hopper, and the like. Never in a million years could they have thought that their efforts would eventually lead to this.

Remember, kids, webcams and alcohol don’t mix.

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/7 "2004-12-25T01:54:10Z")

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> [@Master Sparky](#):
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> Remember, kids, webcams and alcohol don’t mix.

Oh I firmly disagree, sir. I’ve gotten many a fine striptease out of that combination!  
… should I be admitting that?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/8 "2004-12-25T02:05:11Z")

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> [@Priam](#):
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> Oh I firmly disagree, sir. I’ve gotten many a fine striptease out of that combination!  
> … should I be admitting that?

Only if you include details…

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/9 "2004-12-25T02:06:33Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Only if you include details…

A gentleman does not kiss and tell, yes? Besides, I may want to run for public office and those pictures of me should never resurface.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/10 "2004-12-25T02:08:53Z")

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> [@Priam](#):
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> A gentleman does not kiss and tell, yes? Besides, I may want to run for public office and those pictures of me should never resurface.

_starts Googling_

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**Author:** ![Master\_Sparky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Master\_Sparky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Sparky)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/11 "2004-12-25T02:14:32Z")

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> [@Priam](#):
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> Oh I firmly disagree, sir. I’ve gotten many a fine striptease out of that combination!  
> … should I be admitting that?

Apparently, I’ve not been using the Internet to its fullest potential. :smack: 😃

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/12 "2004-12-25T03:15:12Z")

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> [@Master Sparky](#):
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> Apparently, I’ve not been using the Internet to its fullest potential. :smack: 😃

Obviously not. I’d recommend you some places but this is a family-friendly site!

😉

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/13 "2004-12-25T03:19:07Z")

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> [@Priam](#):
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> Obviously not. I’d recommend you some places but this is a family-friendly site!
> 
> 😉

Actually, that’s Family-friendly. I could give you urls, **Master Sparky** , but I doubt they’d be the right kind of models… 😉

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/14 "2004-12-25T03:20:30Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Actually, that’s Family-friendly. I could give you urls, **Master Sparky** , but I doubt they’d be the right kind of models… 😉

Hey y’know they’re upping the quotas we gotta meet, sir. Never pass up an opportunity to recruit!

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/15 "2004-12-25T03:21:27Z")

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I saw this a couple of days ago, minus the still pictures plastered in at odd intervals. Plus, it had an option for English subtitles for the original Romanian(?, I believe it was.)

I don’t remember where I saw it. It never occurs to me to post these damned things. This guy may turn out to be the next Star Wars Kid.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/16 "2004-12-25T03:23:01Z")

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> [@Priam](#):
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> Hey y’know they’re upping the quotas we gotta meet, sir. Never pass up an opportunity to recruit!

But I already have the toaster AND the hotplate!

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/17 "2004-12-25T03:29:49Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> But I already have the toaster AND the hotplate!

They’re offering a flatscreen TV this year!!!

Do de do…

\*Drag King Bar  
well I was bored with the lesbian scene  
I told myself I gotta find another thing  
so I strapped on my boots  
and I walked down the street  
and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.  
(drag king bar, that is)

when I walked in at quarter to eight  
well I thought that I might be straight  
at the drag kind bar last night  
it’s unlike me to look at boys  
when the girls are packing toys  
I can dig that scene all right

then across the bar  
he played the air guitar  
and mouthed those words real sexy  
it was then that I surely knew  
that this one would be a two  
if I played my cards just right

well I was drunk and I was bored  
and he was cute so I was lured  
at the drag king bar last night  
where all the boys are really girls  
and the fags whip out their pearls  
at the drag king bar last night

then at a quarter to ten  
he scoped me again  
and drank his beer so sexy  
it was then that I surely knew  
that this one would be a two  
by the end of the night tonight

then he used the line that works everytime  
he said hey is this seat taken?  
I said no he said let’s go  
I said where I don’t care  
I’m a scorpio  
take me home right now

then at a quarter to twelve  
as I began to delve  
into that drag king last night  
well my thoughts were so strange  
boy my luck sure had changed  
I was queen to the king last night\*

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**Author:** ![Cockatiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cockatiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cockatiel)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/18 "2004-12-25T03:37:08Z")

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That was…interesting. After seeing this, though, I am convinced that making surreal flash videos is some kind of art form. A high art form.

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/19 "2004-12-25T03:37:58Z")

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> [@Cockatiel](#):
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> That was…interesting. After seeing this, though, I am convinced that making surreal flash videos is some kind of art form. A high art form.

Yes but high on what?

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-surreal-moment-of-hilarity/281545/20 "2004-12-25T04:06:34Z")

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> [@Cockatiel](#):
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> That was…interesting. After seeing this, though, I am convinced that making surreal flash videos is some kind of art form. A high art form.

I recall telling a classmate in Graphic Design class that fifty years from now, our current glut of weird Flash movies will be recognized as a great artistic revolution, known as the “What The Fuck?” Movement.

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