# One Thousand and One!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 9, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731 "2001-02-09T03:29:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731/1 "2001-02-09T03:29:54Z")

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Okay, I goofed. I looked just a little too late to discover I’d just made my 1000th post.

Let’s party anyway!

~~Baloo

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**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731/2 "2001-02-09T03:41:40Z")

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just when I was about to post a “Work Sucks” party, Baloo rescues that obviously dead thread with a party of his own!  
I’ll call the stripper…  
Wait a sec… Can we get a chippendale for us ladies too?

Hell, I’m payin’ I’ll get what I damn want!

congrats.

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731/3 "2001-02-09T03:48:14Z")

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Good for you. 😃

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731/4 "2001-02-09T03:54:35Z")

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**Baloo** , whose been registered nearly 2 years, is obviously into quality over quantity.

As for me, I’m in the volume business. If this is still going when I hit 3000, can I come back to celebrate?

::rolls in to keg and passes out mugs to everyone::

Belly up to the bar boys and girls, there’s more where this came from.

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731/5 "2001-02-09T04:09:39Z")

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_pushes the jello vat over to the corner, lays out the plastic to keep the jello from staining the floor, then, satisfied with her contribution, grabs a mug from **Crunchy** _

Congrats, Baloo! Let the fun begin!

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731/6 "2001-02-09T07:09:15Z")

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Happy 1K to one of my very favorite posters!

::uncorks a bottle of Champagne::

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**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-thousand-and-one/53731/7 "2001-02-09T15:41:45Z")

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Bah humbug.