# One Time In Band Camp **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 22, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549 "2005-04-22T03:37:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/1 "2005-04-22T03:37:46Z")
Where is that line from, and what did happen at band camp? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/2 "2005-04-22T03:38:49Z")
_American Pie_, and it relates to a young lady inserting a flute into her nether orifice. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/3 "2005-04-22T03:48:02Z")
**minor spoilers for American Pie** The main character ends up with a girl considered by everyone else to be a geek. Sheā€™s in the band (flute player, I believe), and through most of the film sheā€™s incapable of starting a sentence without ā€œThis one time and band campā€¦ā€ before launching into some story that nobody has the least bit of interest in. The main character ends up taking her to the prom, has a pretty good time, then as theyā€™re sitting together at the after-prom party she starts up again: Band girl: You know, this one time, at band campā€¦ Main character: :rolleyes: BG: I stuck a flute up my pussy. MC: :eek: [spits out his drink] She then explains how everyone in the band is just out to get laid, at which point the pair then goes off to have wild monkey sex. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/4 "2005-04-22T05:41:56Z")
Actually, I think after he spits the drink out, she asks him when heā€™s ever going to give it up. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/5 "2005-04-22T08:31:43Z")
> [@CrazyCatLady](#): > > Actually, I think after he spits the drink out, she asks him when heā€™s ever going to give it up. ā€œSo are we gonna fuck, or what?ā€ _American Pie_ was a horrible, horrible waste of two hours of my life, but that one scene totally made up for it. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/6 "2005-04-22T08:51:18Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > ā€œSo are we gonna fuck, or what?ā€ > > _American Pie_ was a horrible, horrible waste of two hours of my life, but that one scene totally made up for it. šŸ˜ƒ Especially because the girl was played by Alyson Hannigan. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/7 "2005-04-22T15:38:37Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > She then explains how everyone in the band is just out to get laidā€¦ aaaahā€¦too true, too trueā€¦ _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/8 "2005-04-22T15:44:20Z")
Hey! Keep that to yourself! I loved all of the American Pie movies. ;j ---
**Author:** ![PaperBlob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/9 "2005-04-22T16:51:08Z")
And as theyā€™re about to have the wild monkey sex, thereā€™s this exchange: Band Geek (on top of him): Whatā€™s my name!? Him: Huh, what? Band Geek: SAY MY NAME, BITCH! God, that cracks me up! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/10 "2005-04-22T17:20:49Z")
My band camp totally wasnā€™t like that, unfortunately. And ever since _American Pie_ came out, Iā€™ve been totally unable to tell the really funny story about the balloons filled with Cheez Whiz, because as soon as I say the words, everyone around me chimes in with ā€œThis one time, at band camp ā€¦ā€ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/11 "2005-04-22T17:49:50Z")
Iā€™ve been at band camp, as an chaperone-ish ā€œadultā€. Oh, the storiesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/12 "2005-04-22T18:21:13Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > My band camp totally wasnā€™t like that, unfortunately. And ever since _American Pie_ came out, Iā€™ve been totally unable to tell the really funny story about the balloons filled with Cheez Whiz, because as soon as I say the words, everyone around me chimes in with ā€œThis one time, at band camp ā€¦ā€ :mad: Cheez Whiz? We used shaving cream. I think I still have a picture of the aftermath somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/13 "2005-04-22T18:23:06Z")
> [@mr bus guy](#): > > Oh, the storiesā€¦ Come on, you know how it works. That line isnā€™t where you \*stop \* a post, itā€™s where you _start_ one. Out with it now. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/14 "2005-04-22T18:35:37Z")
Hanniganā€™s character is the high point of the first two Pie moviesā€¦ I havenā€™t seen the third one. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/15 "2005-04-22T18:45:05Z")
> [@Push You Down](#): > > Hanniganā€™s character is the high point of the first two Pie moviesā€¦ I havenā€™t seen the third one. I havenā€™t watched the entire second one, but the gay dance-off or the strippers were the only highlights in the first half of that one. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-time-in-band-camp/300549/16 "2005-04-22T18:52:39Z")
The gay dance-off and the strippers are in **American Wedding**. (#3) **American Pie 2** has the guys renting a house on the shore for the summer. It has its moments, mostly involving lesbians and, wait for itā€¦band camp! šŸ˜ƒ