# One trick pony homosexuals

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 30, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379 "2000-11-30T15:13:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/121 "2000-12-02T18:48:29Z")

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Wouldn’t we be flaunting our sexuality if we did that? Wouldn’t that start yet another pit thread where someone would either be having a hissy for the fact that the pictures were posted, or because they aren’t in them?

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/122 "2000-12-03T05:15:37Z")

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Hey, hey, hey! Step off! Back away from the Quebecois! He’s _mine!_

(Or does “flirting with **matt** ” make me into a _two_-trick pony?)

Anyway, **neutronstar** , I appreciate your post. (Still would love to get more of an explanation out of **Needs2know** , though.)

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/123 "2000-12-03T05:59:32Z")

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Non illegitmus carborundum Esprix. Anything beyond tokenism is too much for the mainstream.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/124 "2000-12-03T07:06:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
> \*\*Hey, hey, hey! Step off! Back away from the Quebecois! He’s _mine!_
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> (Or does “flirting with **matt** ” make me into a _two_-trick pony?)
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> Anyway, **neutronstar** , I appreciate your post. (Still would love to get more of an explanation out of **Needs2know** , though.)
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> Esprix \*\*

But he is Gabrielle to my Xena!

Do I have to use my chakram?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/125 "2000-12-03T14:45:21Z")

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Stop it, boys! There’s enough of me to go around!

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/126 "2000-12-04T09:24:01Z")

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I realize I’m coming into this rather late, but: Esprix, stay loud and proud. The only way the world will become a safe and comfortable place for gay men and women is if we straights are constantly exposed to gayness, in all its aspects, from the utterly mundane to the earth-shattering. Your activism and willingness to share are helping to hasten the arrival of such a world (one hopes). That’s all. Just wanted to add a voice of support.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/127 "2000-12-04T16:59:02Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Asmodean** _
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> I think the problem is Esperix that whenever someone flames you they flame your most noticeable feature, which for you happens to be being gay, and you think they are homophobes.

If somebody seriously flames me for being gay, how is that _not_ homophobic, by definition?

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> However you don’t mind flaming people for other stuff thats just as stupid as being homophobic, which is the actual problem.

Flaming someone for being gay and flaming someone for being homophobic methinks are two different stripes. You’re not making much sense.

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> I remember when you made a flame thread for me(though you had to actually tell me about it as I didn’t visit the pit at that time.) About my posting style, now as it was a while ago I remember it being something about 1 word responses that nobody could understand. It wasen’t paticurally flame filled but you can’t call him out on making a pit thread about your posting style and not be hypocritical.

I couldn’t understand you, hence the thread asking what the fuck you were talking about. There’s no question about what I’m talking about, so that’s why I couldn’t understand the reason for this thread from the start.

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> Even when im partisanly ranting and raving I still feel more objective than you(and a few other democrats:))

Is it a requirement on the SDMB that every poster be objective? 😕 Everybody’s got their biases, including you - that’s why we’re able to debate.

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> Also people support you because your a “intelligent…etc” poster most of the time even when your wrong.

Please give me examples of this alleged support when I’m wrong or retract the accusation.

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> So I blame you for other peoples actions.

Gee, that makes a lot of sense. :rolleyes:

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/128 "2000-12-04T17:01:37Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Muffin** _
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> Non illegitmus carborundum Esprix. Anything beyond tokenism is too much for the mainstream.

Ooo, sounds like a .sig line to me. 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/129 "2000-12-04T19:10:06Z")

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I’d like to second **andros** ’ post.

What the hell is this, anyway? I mean how freaking banal does your life have to be before you start analyzing and taking exception to others posting preferences. Jimny-crickers!! Turn on the tv or something, read a book. Surely there are more exciting things one can do with ones time than run a statistical analysis of someones posts. (No offense, **esprix** )

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/130 "2000-12-05T16:39:41Z")

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None taken, especially since I just did it again.

Neigh, I say; neigh.

Whatever.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/131 "2000-12-05T23:32:11Z")

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er…

did what again?

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/132 "2000-12-06T00:06:26Z")

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Esprix, I’ve gotta say (perhaps belatedly) that I always like to hear your comments, and you’re one of the most interesting posters here.

You’re waiting for the “but”. But there is no “but”. That’s it. Please, post however you like, on whatever topics you like. After all, no one can stop me from posting about extinct south american mammals. \<Sigh\>…If only someone wanted to talk about south american mammals…\<sniff\>…I TRY and I TRY to drag every thread on convergent evolution into a discussion of south american mammals, but it never works…and there’s only so many convergent evolution threads to BEGIN WITH…\<sob\>…

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/133 "2000-12-06T14:39:14Z")

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**dewt** , I started a thread about the Boy Scouts.

**Lemur** , tell me more of these South American mammals… 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/134 "2000-12-06T16:17:00Z")

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I’m thinking that the Boy Scout thread is heading into GD territory. Or at least was, until I killed it, and left it to wallow on the second page of MPSIMS. It wasn’t on purpose, I swear.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/135 "2000-12-06T21:27:14Z")

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Sorry I came into this so late, but I have chime in on the “go fuck yourself” chorus.

Most of what I’d want to say has been said here (and elsewhere) but I’ll damn redundancy for the sake of adding to the collective voice.

Your prissy, pissy denials notwithstanding, neutron star, your OP reeks of clear–if subtle–homophobia. If it’s as important to you to be free of it as it seems to be (I don’t doubt the sincerity of your wishful thinking, _in re_ your denial), I suggest you ponder it a bit. [Feel free to ask questions.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39308)

To the rest of you (N2K, et al) who simply don’t get it, I’ve learned not to waste my breath, and I envy and appreciate Esprix’s continued refusal to learn the same lesson.

You can, once again, all go fuck yourselves.

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**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/136 "2000-12-07T00:34:01Z")

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I guess some jokes just don’t go well over the internet. The thing I was getting at was, not everyone who flames you is a homophobe, its just that they will mention the fact that your gay because you mention it so often. His flame was about being a one trick pony, not homosexual.

Just because someone is being negative about something and it has something to do with homosexuality it does not make them a homophobe.

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**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/137 "2000-12-07T00:37:18Z")

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Ah I forgot one thing, do I make any sense now?🙂

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/138 "2000-12-07T01:12:40Z")

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Asmodean, who are you responding to? No one has said that the mere mention of homosexuality makes one a homophobe.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/139 "2000-12-07T02:23:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Needs2know \*  
> \*\*But I still maintain that he has gotten away with bringing up his little cause as often as he pleases because he has enough old guard defenders here. \*\*

:::Rysdad checks post count and is unsure if he qualifies:::

Esprix is one poster who, I’m sure, is more than qualified to defend himself.

He also reminds me of a guy that used to work in my office who would introduce himself to new people by saying, “I’m here. I’m queer. Get over it.”

Ain’t nothing demure 'bout Esprix, neither. He’s out there, and he’s honest. I appreciate that.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-trick-pony-homosexuals/43379/140 "2000-12-07T16:44:10Z")

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I can be demure… well, on a date. 😉

And **Asmodean** , I’m still waiting for either proof or retraction of your statement.

Esprix

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