# One Word-Backward Story **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 5, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960 "2014-03-05T19:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/181 "2014-03-17T00:35:35Z")
I 🆒 warned you, she lied." You unthinking brute! The brute savagely beat him with his head, Higgins loathed Schroeder, unlike Lucy. The fresh corpse was very deeply buried underneath accursed swampland. Meanwhile, Petunia and Doctor Hfuhruhurr secretly hired young hookers. Where are we going, Dave? The parakeet sneezed as Dave’s wife baked cookies. Archduke Higgin’s butler was surreptitiously sent away. Dave Futzencrumb asked, What’s for dinner? Bunnies. Reluctantly Frolicsome Dave began contra waltz and Mr. Higgins plotted realistically. Higgins insisted her hayfever headaches all began during springtime. Mr. Henry Higgins adores universally voluptuous Mrs. Octoped Thoat Mars citizens are animals. Suddenly Dave exclaimed No God would bless the little meerkats. Our badger was blessed by godly chariots and bushels of slain leprechauns the fluorescent slime consumed legions of eunuchs alongside downy albinos serving wine with the Lalique carafe, but perchance while spilling laughed, while happily inebriated ushers squelch kittens and celestial angels danced while creamy countless heathen multitudes died, though all wasn’t lost because it lived happily ever after. The End. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/182 "2014-03-17T00:53:26Z")
Dragon! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/183 "2014-03-17T01:42:13Z")
The ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/184 "2014-03-17T02:05:22Z")
Miguel ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/185 "2014-03-17T11:58:48Z")
was ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/186 "2014-03-17T12:14:51Z")
lurking ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/187 "2014-03-17T13:47:26Z")
secretly ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/188 "2014-03-17T14:15:31Z")
parlor ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/189 "2014-03-17T14:39:29Z")
the ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/190 "2014-03-17T15:08:30Z")
outside ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/191 "2014-03-17T15:41:13Z")
Just ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/192 "2014-03-17T16:36:30Z")
manicure. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/193 "2014-03-17T17:16:45Z")
Petunia’s ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/194 "2014-03-17T19:22:57Z")
envied ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/195 "2014-03-17T19:33:12Z")
MacDooglestein ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/196 "2014-03-17T20:03:47Z")
Alistair ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/197 "2014-03-17T20:30:45Z")
,though ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/198 "2014-03-17T20:37:42Z")
joviality ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/199 "2014-03-17T21:46:56Z")
phony ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/200 "2014-03-17T21:53:43Z")
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