# One Word-Backward Story **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 5, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960 "2014-03-05T19:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/221 "2014-03-19T01:57:38Z")
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/222 "2014-03-19T02:38:27Z")
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/223 "2014-03-19T02:46:37Z")
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/224 "2014-03-19T02:47:31Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/225 "2014-03-19T13:51:19Z")
,We ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/226 "2014-03-19T14:19:54Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/227 "2014-03-19T14:25:41Z")
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/228 "2014-03-19T15:44:54Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/229 "2014-03-19T15:47:48Z")
forecaster ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/230 "2014-03-19T16:06:06Z")
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/231 "2014-03-19T18:58:06Z")
The ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/232 "2014-03-19T19:07:31Z")
The benevolent forecaster must be wrong, We haven’t traveled back to Eden. Sorry, Eve. Adam wasn’t regretful about the Belgians catering yesterday’s lifeless party. Petunia kissed shamelessly, while the drunken minister expressed phony joviality, though Alistair MacDooglestein envied Petunia’s manicure. Just outside the parlor secretly lurking was Miguel The Dragon! I warned you, she lied." You unthinking brute! The brute savagely beat him with his head, Higgins loathed Schroeder, unlike Lucy. The fresh corpse was very deeply buried underneath accursed swampland. Meanwhile, Petunia and Doctor Hfuhruhurr secretly hired young hookers. Where are we going, Dave? The parakeet sneezed as Dave’s wife baked cookies. Archduke Higgin’s butler was surreptitiously sent away. Dave Futzencrumb asked, What’s for dinner? Bunnies. Reluctantly Frolicsome Dave began contra waltz and Mr. Higgins plotted realistically. Higgins insisted her hayfever headaches all began during springtime. Mr. Henry Higgins adores universally voluptuous Mrs. Octoped Thoat Mars citizens are animals. Suddenly Dave exclaimed No God would bless the little meerkats. Our badger was blessed by godly chariots and bushels of slain leprechauns the fluorescent slime consumed legions of eunuchs alongside downy albinos serving wine with the Lalique carafe, but perchance while spilling laughed, while happily inebriated ushers squelch kittens and celestial angels danced while creamy countless heathen multitudes died, though all wasn’t lost because it lived happily ever after. The End. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/233 "2014-03-19T19:09:07Z")
crystal. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/234 "2014-03-19T19:20:14Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > The benevolent forecaster must be wrong, We haven’t traveled back to Eden. Sorry, Eve. > Adam wasn’t regretful about the Belgians catering yesterday’s lifeless party. > Petunia kissed shamelessly, while the drunken minister expressed phony joviality, though Alistair MacDooglestein envied Petunia’s manicure. > > Just outside the parlor secretly lurking was Miguel The Dragon! I warned you, she lied." You unthinking brute! The brute savagely beat him with his head, Higgins loathed Schroeder, unlike Lucy. The fresh corpse was very deeply buried underneath accursed swampland. > > Meanwhile, Petunia and Doctor Hfuhruhurr secretly hired young hookers. Where are we going, Dave? The parakeet sneezed as Dave’s wife baked cookies. Archduke Higgin’s butler was surreptitiously sent away. Dave Futzencrumb asked, What’s for dinner? Bunnies. > Reluctantly Frolicsome Dave began contra waltz and Mr. Higgins plotted realistically. Higgins insisted her hayfever headaches all began during springtime. Mr. Henry Higgins adores universally voluptuous Mrs. Octoped Thoat Mars citizens are animals. > > Suddenly Dave exclaimed No God would bless the little meerkats. Our badger was blessed by godly chariots and bushels of slain leprechauns the fluorescent slime consumed legions of eunuchs alongside downy albinos serving wine with the Lalique carafe, but perchance while spilling laughed, while happily inebriated ushers squelch kittens and celestial angels danced while creamy countless heathen multitudes died, though all wasn’t lost because it lived happily ever after. > The End. I’m astounded that this Memento-style thread has managed to not only remain grammatically accurate, but there’s even a thread of a story. Of course, the story makes no sense whatsoever, but that’s okay. 😉 Back in play: turquoise ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/235 "2014-03-19T20:22:04Z")
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/236 "2014-03-19T20:31:56Z")
obsession ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/237 "2014-03-19T20:35:17Z")
Eve’s ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/238 "2014-03-19T21:29:28Z")
control, ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/239 "2014-03-20T00:06:46Z")
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/240 "2014-03-20T00:42:42Z")
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