# One Word-Backward Story **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 5, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960 "2014-03-05T19:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/301 "2014-03-26T14:17:10Z")
party. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/302 "2014-03-26T15:23:20Z")
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/303 "2014-03-26T16:37:33Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/304 "2014-03-26T18:26:07Z")
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/305 "2014-03-26T18:26:42Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/306 "2014-03-26T18:28:30Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/307 "2014-03-26T18:46:38Z")
Sadly, Crazy Dave’s household consumed ostentatiously extravagant floral decor. Petunia’s patio was weather beaten with rustic furniture. It’s permissible but only if Dave was Caliph of entire Ottoman Empire. Daily meditation satisfied Ludwig’s craving for much, much more beer. We’re struggling right after he’ll do beloved, Ludwig bestowed her with royal Title One Thursday morning. While Petunia kept cuddly Satan’s Beast under control, Eve’s obsession was turquoise crystal. The benevolent forecaster must be wrong, We haven’t traveled back to Eden. Sorry, Eve. Adam wasn’t regretful about the Belgians catering yesterday’s lifeless party. Petunia kissed shamelessly, while the drunken minister expressed phony joviality, though Alistair MacDooglestein envied Petunia’s manicure. Just outside the parlor secretly lurking was Miguel The Dragon! I warned you, she lied." You unthinking brute! The brute savagely beat him with his head, Higgins loathed Schroeder, unlike Lucy. The fresh corpse was very deeply buried underneath accursed swampland. Meanwhile, Petunia and Doctor Hfuhruhurr secretly hired young hookers. Where are we going, Dave? The parakeet sneezed as Dave’s wife baked cookies. Archduke Higgin’s butler was surreptitiously sent away. Dave Futzencrumb asked, What’s for dinner? Bunnies. Reluctantly Frolicsome Dave began contra waltz and Mr. Higgins plotted realistically. Higgins insisted her hayfever headaches all began during springtime. Mr. Henry Higgins adores universally voluptuous Mrs. Octoped Thoat Mars citizens are animals. Suddenly Dave exclaimed No God would bless the little meerkats. Our badger was blessed by godly chariots and bushels of slain leprechauns the fluorescent slime consumed legions of eunuchs alongside downy albinos serving wine with the Lalique carafe, but perchance while spilling laughed, while happily inebriated ushers squelch kittens and celestial angels danced while creamy countless heathen multitudes died, though all wasn’t lost because it lived happily ever after. The End. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/308 "2014-03-26T19:01:19Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/309 "2014-03-26T19:06:46Z")
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/310 "2014-03-26T19:13:20Z")
She ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/311 "2014-03-26T19:22:33Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/312 "2014-03-26T20:11:11Z")
Eve ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/313 "2014-03-27T00:20:30Z")
Baboon. [I’ll just note that this sounds very much like those fake nonsensical paragraphs that spammers often use to bypass spam filters.] ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/314 "2014-03-27T02:54:55Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/315 "2014-03-27T13:33:54Z")
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/316 "2014-03-27T15:27:03Z")
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/317 "2014-03-27T16:59:02Z")
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/318 "2014-03-27T17:03:00Z")
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/319 "2014-03-27T17:16:16Z")
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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one-word-backward-story/682960/320 "2014-03-27T17:19:32Z")
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