pancakes
flapjacks
crepes
papers
funny
hilarious
side-splitting
Appendectomy
peritonitis
periphrastic
medicalese
prescriptions
subscription
magazine
tabloid
bludgeoned
(David Letterman once joked that the New York Post must have a policy of using the word “bludgeoned” in at least one headline per issue)
sap …
tree…
lumberjack
okay!