# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MadHatter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MadHatter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadHatter)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/1 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")
One ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/2 "2000-10-19T16:16:32Z")
Is the loneliest number . . . I love 3 Dog Night, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/3 "2000-10-19T16:19:25Z")
“…two… One, two… Testing… One, two…” * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) - **I slept with a moderator!** \* ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/4 "2000-10-19T16:22:06Z")
One… singular sensation Every little step she takes… Damn - that’ll be running thru my head the rest of the day… ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/5 "2000-10-19T16:24:35Z")
…two, tell me who are you? The Bears! Three, four, tell me who’s gonna score? The Bears! Okay, I watched wayyyy too much _Brady Bunch_ while growing up! (Actually, my first thought was to the Three Dog Night song too!) ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/6 "2000-10-19T16:36:08Z")
There can be only. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/7 "2000-10-19T16:37:32Z")
NOw I’ve got 3 Dog Night running through my head. Better than what was in my head yesterday: _Little Red Riding Hood_ by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs(sp?) _Hey Little Red Ridin’ Hood You sure are lookin’ good And you’re everything and big bad wolf could want AArrooooooo!_ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/8 "2000-10-19T16:43:08Z")
…fish, two fish Red fish, blue fish ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/9 "2000-10-19T16:46:05Z")
…ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them… ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/10 "2000-10-19T16:56:41Z")
1. One is the loneliest number. 2. Two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one. 3. Two is company, three is a crowd. 4. Three is company, too. 5. Eight is enough. ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/11 "2000-10-19T16:59:34Z")
Pill makes you larger, and another makes you small… ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/12 "2000-10-19T16:59:47Z")
way or another, I’m gonna find ya I’m gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/13 "2000-10-19T17:00:31Z")
SQRT(-1)=i ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/14 "2000-10-19T17:01:54Z")
I Can’t Remember Anything Can’t Tell If this Is True or Dream Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream this Terrible Silence Stops Me Now That the War Is Through with Me I’m Waking up I Can Not See That There Is Not Much Left of Me Nothing Is Real but Pain Now Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death Oh Please God,wake Me Back in the Womb its Much Too Real in Pumps Life That I must Feel but Can’t Look Forward to Reveal Look to the Time When I’ll Live Fed Through the Tube That Sticks in Me Just like a Wartime Novelty Tied to Machines That Make Me Be Cut this Life off from Me Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death Oh Please God,wake Me Now the World Is Gone I’m Just One Oh God,help Me Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death Oh Please God Help Me Darkness Imprisoning Me All That I See Absolute Horror I Cannot Live I Cannot Die Trapped in Myself Body My Holding Cell Landmine Has Taken My Sight Taken My Speech Taken My Hearing Taken My Arms Taken My Legs Taken My Soul Left Me with Life in Hell ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/15 "2000-10-19T17:10:32Z")
…twooo…three. ::CRUNCH:: It takes _three_ licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop. ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/16 "2000-10-19T17:11:35Z")
day my prince will come… ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/17 "2000-10-19T17:12:32Z")
…two…five three sir! ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/18 "2000-10-19T17:20:29Z")
…tin soldier …on one, I want to play that game tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/19 "2000-10-19T17:23:43Z")
…HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/20 "2000-10-19T17:30:09Z")
day I won’t come running when you call The way you hurt me, it’s a wonder I’m still here at all Oh No Some day you’ll wake up and you’ll find yourself alone. Lock,stock & teardrops, I’ll be gone [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=2)