# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/181 "2001-03-06T16:59:02Z")
-Adam-12, One-Adam-12, see the man… …by one, hurrah, hurrah. The ants go marching one-by-one, hurrah, hurrah. [Colm Wilkinson]2…4…6…0…\_\_\_\_[/Colm Wilkinson] “…step closer Closer than we are One step closer Closer than before…” (Asia) “It’s a \_\_\_derful World…Ooooohhhhhh Yeeeeaaahhhhh” ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/182 "2001-03-06T17:24:16Z")
Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? A: Make me … with everything. ---
**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/183 "2001-03-06T19:46:14Z")
Two Roads Diverged in a Yellow Wood… … I took the one less traveled by And that has made all the difference ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/184 "2001-03-06T20:24:12Z")
“…Q” “2Q” “3Q” “4Q” “5Q” “6Q” “7Q” “8Q” “9Q” “10Q” “Huh?” “ **10Q!** ” “Huh?” “ **10Q! 10Q! 10Q!** ” “Oh…you’re welcome!” ---
**Author:** ![plasticbryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@plasticbryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plasticbryan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/185 "2001-03-06T21:56:05Z")
… TWO (Keith Richard’s guitar) I was born in a crossfire hurricane. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/186 "2001-03-31T01:30:14Z")
more losing season for the **Twins** more day **Jesse** makes an ass of himself ---
**Author:** ![Fogglethorpe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Fogglethorpe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fogglethorpe)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/187 "2001-03-31T02:09:16Z")
—fine day, you’re gonna want me for your girl… (which is too damned bad, since I’m a guy) ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Nemo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Capt.Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/188 "2001-03-31T17:37:05Z")
One if by land, two if by sea ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/189 "2001-03-31T21:47:07Z")
\_\_\_\_ small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. ---
**Author:** ![Jenericho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Jenericho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenericho)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/190 "2001-03-31T22:28:00Z")
**One** Dope, Two Dopes, Old Dopes, New Dopes by VegforLife \*(copied and pasted by Jenericho as instructed by the final line \* On AOL, in cyberspace, there is a most intriguing place. It’s called The Straight Dope Message Board; it’s run by Cecil Adams (fnord). Do you have a question odd? Care to know if there’s a God? Post it now! Post it here! The Teeming Mil will make it clear. Want to know if farts explode? Should you float or sink your load? Post it now! Don’t delay! The Teeming Mil will make your day. Is a fart an upturned belch? Would you, could you, learn to felch? Post it now! Learn the facts! The Teeming Mil are sharp as tacks. “But it’s not clear,” you just might claim, “Who are The Teeming Mil you name. Are they real? Are they fake? Have they all read ‘Finnegan’s Wake’?” And that demands an answer, true, So this short list is just for you. The Teeming Millions, quite the crew, Are listed here (at least a few). A longtime reg is OpalCat, and she thinks UnDeadDude is phat. Sex of every kind she’s had, But she thinks killing cows is bad. George is Opal’s bitter foe, She thinks his friends are Curly and Moe. He, in turn, thinks she’s just dumb, And wants coyotes to bite her bum. But that’s not all of George’s schtick, His SuperFlame is really slick! If you with him should disagree, He’ll burn your butt a time or three. Consider Bob, who argued long, “Murder’s the only capital wrong!” George started his familiar song, “Bob, put away that awful bong!” Bermuda got in on that debate, and posted statutes that were great. Bob shouted, “Paper Tiger! Bore!” but CyberTwit saw fit to ROAR! Cyberian, now _there’s_ a fool, he’s posted much, amidst his drool. But all his posts are mostly air, so we ignore him now, that’s fair. Well, _most_ of us ignore him now, except for Veg, who took a vow: “He has no right insulting Bob! I swear I’ll make him weep and sob!” But I digress. . . let’s see, who’s next? Ah yes, a smarty, CKDext. He knows his math, he’s in the know, If only he could learn to yo. Ian’s a musician fine, On evolution he’ll opine. Pat too likes evolution threads, and Disney too – he’s a Pooh-head! Hyper’s been in Mormon threads, but he’s okay when on his meds. Lileth doesn’t post much now, when she’s sarcastic – Yikes! and Wow! There’s a bat we know as Kell, for R.E.M. she’d go to hell. Melis, a sweetie, has a spoon, she’s online morning, night and noon. James thinks oranges are fake, McCafferta thinks James a flake. Alan thinks socialism’s cool, Jon thinks Alan is a tool. Libby is a spunky gal, I guess that George is now her pal. (Some may wonder at that pair, but Gypsy? “All in love is fair!”) Then there’s Gus, who likes his guns, and CatsPJs thinks Gus is fun. Steve likes ketchup on his fries, (actually, on _all_ he spies). Tyler’s got a story to tell, about the stars that knew her well. Lockean knows all that’s true, just ask Stephmon - wait, that won’t do! Ask Lockean himself instead, he’ll tell you all (since Wilson’s dead). For S & G he’s got a flair (except when spelling “their” or “they’re”). Pam, Zil, Ron and always Judy, MK, too, and MEB. Look for these on the board most posh (and don’t forget the armored Rosh!). And finally two who’re right as rain, the goddesses, Jenny and Jane. We sometimes disagree with these, but show respect, if you please. The Teeming Millions want you here, ask us all, we have no fear. But careful, you might get a flame, if a third “-gry” word you might name. So join us here! Let’s see your face! On AOL, in cyberspace! For now you have just one small taste; Just don’t forget: Copy and Paste! ---
**Author:** ![dubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/191 "2001-04-01T03:19:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*day my prince will come… \*\* said the princess idly stirring her tea with her other hand. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/192 "2001-04-01T04:43:41Z")
Hamlet, Act V, Scene ii Hamlet: Come on, sir. Laertes: Come, my lord. Hamlet: \_\_\_\_. Laertes: No. Hamlet: Judgement. You’ve seen \_\_\_\_\_, you’ve seen 'em all. Only \_\_\_\_ more shopping days left 'til Xmas! …hundred-and-one Dalmatians ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/193 "2001-08-12T20:24:47Z")
…little indian sitting all alone. He went and hanged himself, then there were none. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/194 "2001-08-12T20:29:00Z")
…more idiot poster. ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/195 "2001-08-12T20:34:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saliekat \* > \*\*“I have…bean, I add another bean…and what do I have, Baldrick?” > “Ummm…a very small casserole?” \*\* What is that from? ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/196 "2001-08-12T20:40:57Z")
Tommy from the Rugrats: “Don’t worry Chuckie, theres…\_\_\_, two, nine, seven!..Seven of us” I think that’s what he said… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/197 "2001-08-13T01:41:26Z")
… touch of Venus. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/198 "2001-08-13T01:55:52Z")
…“Tenser,” said the tensor. “Tenser,” said the tensor. Tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun. I can’t believe I’ve had occasion to quote the jingle from _The Demolished Man_ twice this week. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/199 "2002-05-29T00:53:33Z")
…more day of a slow board. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/200 "2002-05-29T01:55:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Catrandom \* > **…of you bitches is my mother?** Isn’t that from _Lucky_ by Jackie Collins? And if it is, wasn’t it preceded by “Which…”? That book was the first novel I read, at age 11 or 12. Can’t believe that nobody’s done the Creed song yet… I’ll just settle for humming it in my head. One Affirmative may be justified Take from one give to another The goal is to be unified Take my hand be my brother The payment silenced the masses Sanctified by oppression Unity took a back seat Sliding further in regression One [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=11)