# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/201 "2002-05-29T02:18:32Z")
Bottle of beer on the wall! One bottle… ugh… I give up. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/202 "2002-05-29T02:21:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BigGiantHead \* > \*\*"\_\_\_ life, you’re Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you… help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias “Neo” and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. \_\_\_ of these lives has a future, and one of them does not." \*\* **SWEET!!** That is awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/203 "2002-05-29T03:25:23Z")
One and one and one is three. ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/204 "2002-05-29T05:27:06Z")
…and I’m pretty sure no\_\_\_ did Bob Marley: One Love, One Heart Let’s get together and feel all right Hear the children crying (One Love) Hear the children crying (One Heart) Sayin’ give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right Sayin’ let’s get together and feel all right ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/205 "2002-05-29T05:53:26Z")
**One** more go around of this damn thread. **One** ’t it ever just die? (I believe this was the first Threadspotting thread I ever saw when I started lurking here) stv ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/206 "2002-05-29T05:58:33Z")
Thanks to **plnnr** for …more saturday night… How about **TheOther…** … heat up, and one cool down, leave nothin’ for the tailor … more bottle for this happy hour hero ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/207 "2002-05-29T18:34:20Z")
One man come in the name of love, One man come and go. One come here to justify, One man to overthrow, In the name of love, What more in the name of love? One man caught on a barb wire fence, One man he resist. One man washed on an empty beach. One man betrayed with a kiss. In the name of love, What more in the name of love? ----or---- One! TWO! **THREE!** Good love! Good love! Good love! Good love! I was feelin’ So bad… I asked my family doctor just what I had… I said “Doctor” _Doctor!_ “Mr M.D.” _Doctor!_ “Can you tell me What’s ailin’ me?” _Doctor!_ He said “Yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah, yeah…” _Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!_ He said what I need, All I… REALLY need… Is GOOD LOVE! -All I need is love! GOOD LOVE! -All I want is love! GOOD LOVE! -Good, good lovin’ baby, GOOD LOVE! ---
**Author:** ![avocet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@avocet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/avocet)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/208 "2002-05-29T19:19:56Z")
Why do we have to suffer all these banned people starting threads months ago? Can’t somebody go back in time and tell them to cut it out? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=10)