# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/21 "2000-10-19T17:40:29Z")
two, buckle my shoe ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/22 "2000-10-19T17:43:13Z")
Two, three, four can I have a little more Five, six, seven, eight, gee I love you All together now… ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/23 "2000-10-19T17:46:17Z")
…banana, two banana, three banana, four. Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. …of these days, Alice, ‘POW’, right in the kisser. …for all, and all for one. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/24 "2000-10-19T17:48:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > …ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, > One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them… Why do I get uncomfortable reading that? I’d have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling Halflings! ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/25 "2000-10-19T17:49:15Z")
Big Union! ringy-dingy… two ringy-dingy… fine dayyyy, you’re gonna want me for your girl… …LIFTOFF! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/26 "2000-10-19T17:54:23Z")
…burbon …scotch …beer ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/27 "2000-10-19T18:03:06Z")
…life But we’re not the same We get to carry each other Carry each other One One ---
**Author:** ![Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/779978/32.png) [@Zumba\_The\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zumba_The_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/28 "2000-10-19T18:18:58Z")
…little, two little, three little indians. …one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. …two, three o’clock, four o’clock rock Thats all I can think of now. This is fun! ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/29 "2000-10-19T18:21:20Z")
… small step for man, ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/30 "2000-10-19T18:24:29Z")
…one one cause you left me and two two two for my family and 3 3 3 for my heartache and 4 4 4 for my headaches and 5 5 5 for my lonely and 6 6 6 for my sorrow and 7 7 for no tomorrow and 8 8 I forget what 8 was for and 9 9 9 for a lost god and 10 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/31 "2000-10-19T18:30:32Z")
bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer. Take it down, pass it around… **NO** bottles of beer on the wall??? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/32 "2000-10-19T18:31:59Z")
…two; buckle my shoe. Three, four; shut the door. Five, six; pick up sticks. Seven, eight; lay them straight. Nine, ten; a big fat hen. Eleven, twelve; _mumble_ _mumble_ Thirteen, fourteen; maids a-courting. ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/33 "2000-10-19T18:33:41Z")
Someday, you and I will be… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/34 "2000-10-19T19:11:09Z")
…,two, three. What are we fighting for? Don’t ask me. I don’t give a damn. Next stop is Vietnam. And it’s five, six, seven. Open up the pearly gate. Well, there ain’t no time to wonder why. Whoopee. We’re all gonna die. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/35 "2000-10-19T19:11:58Z")
… and one, we`re having some fun, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Two and two, I took of my shoes, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Three and three, she undressed me, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Four and four, we fucked on the floor, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Five and five, I put up her thighs, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Six and six, the bitch sucked my dick, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Seven and seven, we went to heaven, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Eight and eight, she masturbated, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Nine and nine, she licked my ass, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Ten and ten, the bitch did it again, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/36 "2000-10-19T19:27:56Z")
. . . of these things is not like the other … ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/37 "2000-10-19T19:28:03Z")
. . . of these things is not like the others … ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/38 "2000-10-19T19:31:02Z")
. . . of my previous posts was slightly screwed up. . . . of those friggin’ days, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/39 "2000-10-19T19:36:37Z")
(Insert Transylvannian accent) Two… Three… Ah… Ah… Ah! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/40 "2000-10-19T20:10:16Z")
…of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you… _ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=3)