# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/41 "2000-10-19T21:14:44Z")
“…will never come-to again. One will never return. We shall join the dead, one at a time, and all our souls shall burn.” [Goth Fortune Cookie](http://sluggy.com/d/000709.html), Sluggy Freelance > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sauron \* > Why do I get uncomfortable reading that? > > I’d have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling Halflings! Did I mention that I’m short and stout, with hairy feet and uncanny aim with thrown weapons? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/42 "2000-10-19T21:26:11Z")
flew over the cuckoo’s nest ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/43 "2000-10-19T21:34:25Z")
…size fits all ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/44 "2000-10-19T21:34:33Z")
of these nights . . . ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/45 "2000-10-19T21:36:44Z")
… more time!!! ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/46 "2000-10-19T21:44:50Z")
…more for the road This old man, he played… ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/47 "2000-10-19T21:50:40Z")
…Day More …ce upon a time ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/48 "2000-10-19T22:12:36Z")
…for the master one for the dame and none for the little boy who lives down the lane. …of you is the killer. …more word out of you and I’ll stop this car. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/49 "2000-10-19T22:26:31Z")
… may smile, and smile, and be a villain. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/50 "2000-10-19T22:41:05Z")
…day at a time ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/51 "2000-10-19T22:43:38Z")
…, 2, 3, 4 the frogs on your radio tonight and forever   looked at my watch it was quarter to one i cummed   looked at my watch and it was quarter to two i said "what did you use for lubricant baby superglue? "   looked at my watch and it was quarter to three i said "goddammit bitch i gotta take a pee "   looked at my watch and it was 6 to 4 25 or terry kath chicago   looked at my watch and it was quarter to 5 i said “i don’t know what you got down there bitch but i’m being eaten alive”   looked at my watch and it quarter to 6 she said “eww that smells like bratwurst” i said “well yours smells like tuna fish”   looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight 7… whoops   looked at my watch and it was 9 to 10 here i cum again   looked at my watch and it was 10 to 11 fully extended twelve   looked at my watch and it was 13 o’clock me and god just watchin’ scotty’s cock rock   looked at my watch and it said 14 that’s jailbait baby ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/52 "2000-10-19T22:50:31Z")
…, one, two, three, five, Eureka! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/53 "2000-10-19T22:53:12Z")
…_more word outta you…_! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/54 "2000-10-19T22:53:27Z")
[Sting] world is enough for all of us [/Sting] ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/55 "2000-10-19T23:04:39Z")
(oops. I duplicated an earlier one, so…) “…zero! Liftoff! Liftoff of STS-427, with the very first paying passengers traveling into space! Enjoy your seven day stay above it all and among the stars!” ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/56 "2000-10-19T23:16:02Z")
I’ll sing you one, ho, Green grow the rushes, ho! What is your one, ho? One is one and all alone and ever more shall be it so. I’ll sing you two, ho . . . I’d keep going, but I don’t remember all the words . . . ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/57 "2000-10-19T23:25:46Z")
…of you bitches is my mother? …I love you/Two I’m thinkin’ of you ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/58 "2000-10-20T00:06:31Z")
[sesame street pinball song thingy]two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve[/sesame street pinball song thingy] ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/59 "2000-10-20T00:48:42Z")
Apocalyptica’s version was great. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/60 "2000-10-20T01:27:01Z")
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