# One

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/61 "2000-10-20T01:28:40Z")

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::hums the metallica song::

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/62 "2000-10-20T01:36:57Z")

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…more night.

Oooh Phil Collins reference… a new low!

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/63 "2000-10-20T01:38:03Z")

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Oh wait: I can go lower.

Two become…

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/64 "2000-10-20T02:26:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by InternetLegend \*  
> \*\*…life  
> But we’re not the same  
> We get to carry each other  
> Carry each other  
> One  
> One \*\*

Is it getting better  
Or do you feel the same  
Will it make it easier on you now  
You got someone to blame  
You say…

One love  
One life  
When it’s one need  
In the night  
One love  
We get to share it  
Leaves you baby if you  
Don’t care for it

Did I disappoint you  
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth  
You act like you never had love  
And you want me to go without  
Well it’s…

Too late  
Tonight  
To drag the past out into the light  
We’re one, but we’re not the same  
We get to  
Carry each other  
Carry each other  
One…

Have you come here for forgiveness  
Have you come to raise the dead  
Have you come here to play Jesus  
To the lepers in your head

Did I ask too much  
More than a lot  
You gave me nothing  
Now it’s all I got  
We’re one  
But we’re not the same  
Well we  
Hurt each other  
Then we do it again  
You say  
Love is a temple  
Love a higher law  
Love is a temple  
Love the higher law  
You ask me to enter  
But then you make me crawl  
And I can’t be holding on  
To what you got  
When all you got is hurt

One love  
One blood  
One life  
You got to do what you should  
One life  
With each other  
Sisters  
Brothers  
One life  
But we’re not the same  
We get to  
Carry each other  
Carry each other

One…life

One

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/65 "2000-10-20T02:27:55Z")

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… of these days I’ll get a life.

Any out there for sale? Dammit, should have went to the virtual garage sale. ☹

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/66 "2000-10-20T02:41:45Z")

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…toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line,  
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line.

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**Author:** ![PRNYouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PRNYouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRNYouth)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/67 "2000-10-20T02:54:23Z")

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of these days, Alice, POW! …

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/68 "2000-10-20T03:05:17Z")

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…size does not fit all

I watch waaay to much t.v.MTS

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/69 "2000-10-20T05:03:03Z")

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…too many.

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**Author:** ![jabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@jabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabe)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/70 "2000-10-20T05:29:50Z")

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…toke over the line sweet jesus, one toke over the line.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/71 "2000-10-20T06:15:01Z")

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…flight two flight three flight four,  
six flight, seven flight, twenty flight more,  
when I get to the top, I’m too tired to rock…

Did I get that right? I haven’t heard it in years.

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**Author:** ![alibey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@alibey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alibey)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/72 "2000-10-20T06:20:42Z")

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testing, testing, one, one, one, me, me, me

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/73 "2000-10-20T06:41:15Z")

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…crow for sorrow,  
Two crows for joy,  
Three crows for a girl,  
Four for a boy,  
Five crows for silver,  
Six crows for gold,  
Seven crows for a secret never to be told.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/74 "2000-10-20T08:50:41Z")

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2 have more fun than 1.:):D:)😃

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/75 "2000-10-20T12:16:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
> \*\*…  
> 8 8 I forget what 8 was for and  
> 9 9 9 for a lost god and  
> \*\*

Wasn’t it “9 9 9 I’ve lost count?”

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**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/76 "2000-10-20T12:43:49Z")

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What a waste it is to lose “…’s”. mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

-Dan Quayle while speaking to the United Negro College Fund.

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**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/77 "2000-10-20T12:44:04Z")

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One on one, I want to play that game tonight.  
Oh yes, yesyes, yesyesyes, yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/78 "2000-10-20T13:21:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gazoo \*  
> \*\*…one one cause you left me and  
> two two two for my family and  
> 3 3 3 for my heartache and  
> 4 4 4 for my headaches and  
> 5 5 5 for my lonely and  
> 6 6 6 for my sorrow and  
> 7 7 for no tomorrow and  
> 8 8 I forget what 8 was for and  
> 9 9 9 for a lost god and  
> 10 10 10 10 for everything  
> everything everything everything \*\*

Can’t believe you left out

Why can’t I get just one…f\*\*k  
Maybe it’s got something to do with luck

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/79 "2000-10-20T13:28:14Z")

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…of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/80 "2000-10-20T15:41:38Z")

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… Two. Why then, 'tis time to do it!  
Hell is murky!  
Fie, my lord, Fie! A soldier and afeared?  
What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?

And yet…who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?

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