# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/81 "2000-10-20T15:54:58Z")
…-zy, Two-zy, I’ll kiss you-zy, Two-zy, three-zy, you kiss me-zy; Three-zy, four-zy, kiss some more-zy; Let’s start counting higher. Four-zy, five-zy, let’s get 'live-zy; Five-zy, six-zy, hug me quick-zy, Six-zy, sev’n-zy, this is heav’n-zy; My heart’s on a flyer. Keep the numbers going 'till the songs is done; Love will keep on growing, And we’ll have lots of fun. Sev’n-zy, eight-zy, you’re my date-zy; Eight-zy, nine-zy, ain’t this fine-zy? Nine-zy, ten-zy, start again-zy One-zy, Two-zy, I love you-zy. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/82 "2000-10-20T16:04:46Z")
…for the money, two for the show, three to get ready Now go, cat, go… ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/83 "2000-10-20T16:08:39Z")
…of these days, when you figure it, figure it all out You be sure and let me know I’ll be waiting right here Come and whisper in my ear What it is I want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/84 "2000-10-20T16:12:02Z")
… more way to pad the post count, right here… ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/85 "2000-10-20T16:15:30Z")
…more inch and I’ll have an average size penis. Did I say that or think it? ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/86 "2000-10-20T16:27:09Z")
more Saturday night ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/87 "2000-10-20T16:30:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*SQRT(-1)=i \*\* No. SQRT(-1)=j. Silly Math people. 🙂 Jman (j is what engineers use in place of i. especially EE…since I is usually current.) ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/88 "2000-10-20T16:42:04Z")
…two, Freddie’s coming for you, Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, get a crucifix, Seven, eight, stay up late, Nine, ten, never sleep again. …of these days I’m gonna have to clean that closet out. …for you, two for me… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/89 "2000-10-20T16:52:27Z")
…ha, ha, ha two…ha, ha, ha three…ha, ha, ha I love to count! …day she’ll miss me, …she’ll want me back. …day, I’ll fall in love again. …Life to Live. …ce upon a time… (trying to think of that song, I think by The Who, with the line something like: One and one is one…or something like that?) ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/90 "2000-10-20T16:55:28Z")
Two, Three. Here comes Mr. Leeeeeeee Threeeeee, Four, Five. Look at him Jive. Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee (bubum) Mr. Lee ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/91 "2000-10-20T18:04:34Z")
two, three strikes you’re out, At the old ball game ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/92 "2000-10-20T18:08:45Z")
…of these days, Alice. One of these days…POW! To the moon, Alice! …more for the ro-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oad, Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh…one more time gonna get it… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/93 "2000-10-20T20:40:49Z")
…need not be a chamber to be haunted, One need not be a house – The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. * * * …more chance Biggie gimme one more chance Girls pee-pee when they see me Navajos creep me in the teepee * * * …ce upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious Volume of forgotten lore… * * * …I want The only one I want Yeah, the one I want The only one I want Boogieman, giving me the creeps – Sandman kicking mud in your eye Piano man, in the mood for a melody – Strong man, yeah he knows how to cry * * * …moment bid the horses wait, Since tiffin is not laid till three, Below the upward path and straight You climbed a year ago with me. * * * One sweeps by, old, with black eyes, and profuse white hair, He has the simple magnificence of health and strength, His face strikes as with flashes of lightning whoever it turns toward. * * * …two, one two, and through and through The vorpal sword went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head, He went gallumphing back. (This is fun…) ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/94 "2000-10-20T22:05:14Z")
…of these days, you’re gonna miss me honey, ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/95 "2000-10-20T22:12:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Erika \* > \*\*…, one, two, three, five, Eureka! \*\* OMG is this from what I think this is from?? lol ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/96 "2000-10-20T22:35:32Z")
…in a million! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/97 "2000-10-21T12:45:30Z")
World Series Game tonight! (Note: Will some lurker PLEASE register and reply: MY POST COUNT. It’s driving me crazy that nobody has done this) ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/98 "2000-10-21T13:05:24Z")
…step up and two steps back Springsteen. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/99 "2000-10-21T14:13:42Z")
…two, I love you three, four, let’s shut the door five, six, kiss after kiss i can’t wait to hold you once more ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/100 "2000-10-21T15:20:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Gazoo \* > > \*\*… > > 8 8 I forget what 8 was for and > > 9 9 9 for a lost god and > > \*\* > > Wasn’t it “9 9 9 I’ve lost count?” > > \*\* I’d have to say no since I cut and pasted this from the Femmes “official” web site. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=6)