# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/101 "2000-10-21T15:58:40Z")
… for the money, Two for the show … million freaking ladybugs in my house. “Whew, well that makes … Don’t know how many more I’ll get.” Manfred von Richtofen circa Sept. 1916 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/102 "2000-10-22T14:10:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Freyr \* > \*\*…two; buckle my shoe. > Three, four; shut the door. > Five, six; pick up sticks. > Seven, eight; lay them straight. > Nine, ten; a big fat hen. > Eleven, twelve; _mumble_ _mumble_ > Thirteen, fourteen; maids a-courting. \*\* 11, 12, dig and delve 13, 14, maids a-courting 15, 16, maids a-kissing 17, 18, maids a-waiting 19, 20, my stomach’s empty Please, maid, get me some supper. Cordially, Myron M. Meyer The Man Who ---
**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/103 "2000-10-22T14:35:46Z")
The number of people present when I make love. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/104 "2000-10-23T06:27:05Z")
…if by land, two if by sea. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/105 "2000-10-23T06:40:45Z")
fine day, you’re gonna want me for your girl. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/106 "2000-10-23T13:42:36Z")
One: Je suis One… Radiateur… **HHhhhhhhhcccooohhh** ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/107 "2000-10-23T14:25:31Z")
potato Two potato Three potato Four ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/108 "2000-10-23T15:51:13Z")
…singular sensation every little step she takes ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/109 "2000-10-23T16:40:42Z")
It takes one to know one! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Phobos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/110 "2000-10-23T16:42:18Z")
oops, I meant 😛 ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/111 "2000-11-30T17:21:25Z")
, two, testing, testing, taste test, test tone, Testors glue, hello, is this thing on?, testing, one, two, checking, check or money order, sixty bucks, check, pole, hunky, shlovak, checking, one, two, testing, I am the testor and these are the testes 😃 , hello, one, two, ready boys? One, two THREE FOUR!!! 🆒 We have met the enemy and he is us! ;j ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/112 "2000-11-30T17:24:28Z")
of these days, you’re gonna miss me, baby… nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Marquis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@The\_Marquis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Marquis)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/113 "2000-11-30T17:27:27Z")
…more recount and maybe we can get this whole election thing in order. * * * Proud Canadian, the\_marquis ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/114 "2000-11-30T17:31:31Z")
… One! Anybody got one? (click) Two! Two! ---
**Author:** ![BPBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BPBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BPBob)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/115 "2000-11-30T17:44:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\*…flight two flight three flight four, > six flight, seven flight, twenty flight more, > when I get to the top, I’m too tired to rock… > > Did I get that right? I haven’t heard it in years. \*\* My man!!! 🆒 Well, I got a gal with a record machine, when it comes to rockin’ baby, she’s the queen I call her up on a Saturday night, all alone so I can hold her tight But she lives on the 20th floor uptown The elevator’s broken down So I walk 1 2 flights 3 flights 4, 5, 6, 7 flights, 8 flights more Get to the 12 I’m startin’ to drag, 15th floor I’m ready to sag Get to the top, I’m too tired to rock! (from 20 Flight Rock by Eddie Cochrane, composer of ‘Summertime Blues’) ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/116 "2000-11-30T18:34:49Z")
…two, three, \*FOUR[/i}! Well, she was just seventeen You know what I mean… …two – WE’VE GOT A BLEEDER! …look, and I fell so ha-a-aaard, in love with you, oh oh oh oh…(okay, it was preceded by “just” but I’m at the end of the line here). ---
**Author:** ![Bobby\_Drake2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@Bobby\_Drake2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobby_Drake2)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/117 "2000-11-30T18:46:46Z")
… two, three, four, come on baby say you love me five, six, seven times… eight, nine, ten, eleven… im just going keep on counting … until you are mine… … of these kids, is doing his own thing… … nine! … NINE SIX! ---
**Author:** ![Noelq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noelq/32/16438_2.png) [@Noelq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noelq)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/118 "2000-11-30T20:40:47Z")
… man can make a difference. (Quote from either President Kennedy, or from the guy who recruited Michael Knight" … is how many posts I’ve made. ---
**Author:** ![Hue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Hue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hue)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/119 "2000-11-30T20:49:05Z")
“You are number six” “I am not a number! I am a free man!” \ ---
**Author:** ![Melpomene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Melpomene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melpomene)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/120 "2000-11-30T21:10:15Z")
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