# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![The\_Marquis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@The\_Marquis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Marquis)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/121 "2000-11-30T21:17:18Z")
hey…MelPomene is cheating!!! Some\_\_\_ call Arnold! ```auto BTW, what did MadHatter do to get banned? He typed like 3 letters. ``` ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/122 "2000-11-30T21:17:30Z")
_…that I want, the one that I want Ooo, ooo, ooo honey The one that I want, you’re the one that I want, Ooo, ooo, ooo The one I need… Oh yes indeed…_ ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/123 "2000-11-30T21:30:52Z")
… grows tired of jelly babies, Castellan. One grows tired of almost everything, Castellan, except power. --The Doctor … thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was an time of darkness, it was a world of fear, it was the age of Gargoyles. Stone by day, warriors by night, we were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken and we live again! We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles! – Goliath … more push and I’ll smack his face so hard he’ll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth! --Bernadette Look, don’t get sloppy on me. I might just slug you one. --Wally Cleaver … thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job. --Alex Reiger Would you make a deal to trade up to five hundred dollars in cash for one of these three doors, knowing behind one of them is $3,254 in cash or valuable merchandise? --Let’s Make a Deal …more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ectoplasm alien anti-matter story and I’m going to take out my gun and shoot somebody. --Fox Mulder …of us has been drinking, and I’m sad to say it isn’t me. --Allen Francis Doyle ---
**Author:** ![nemo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@nemo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nemo1)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/124 "2000-11-30T22:25:27Z")
… and one and one is three Got to be good-looking 'cause he so hard to see etc. …love …love let’s get together etc. ---
**Author:** ![smilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/48db29/32.png) [@smilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smilla)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/125 "2000-11-30T22:31:39Z")
…little Indian boy left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none. Agatha Christie rules. ---
**Author:** ![TKD2DAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TKD2DAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TKD2DAN)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/126 "2000-11-30T22:58:04Z")
…Man, one vote Get with the program Gore. …Or for you Chuck Norris Fans ``` One Riot, One Ranger. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/127 "2000-11-30T23:46:45Z")
“…two, three, four, five? That’s the kind of code an idiot would have on his luggage!” .---- 00110001 ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/128 "2000-12-01T00:09:44Z")
fish, two fish ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/129 "2000-12-01T00:36:12Z")
… two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven … two three four five six seven Wake up! Wake up! You’re not in heaven! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/130 "2000-12-01T02:57:09Z")
…Lord, one faith, one baptism, one God and Father of us all, who is thru all, and with all, and in all. (Eph.4:5). I like this one. It was the text at my wedding, and I am Lutheran and my wife Catholic, and there was some trouble about us marrying because of it. Our pastor chose that so as to make it clear that all Christians are one body. I love you, sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![StoneGolem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@StoneGolem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StoneGolem)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/131 "2000-12-01T05:02:39Z")
… song Glory One song Before I go Glory One song to leave behind Find one song One last refrain Glory From the pretty boy front man Who wasted oppurtunity One song He had the world at his feet Glory In the eyes of a young girl A young girl Find glory Beyond the cheap colored lights One song Before the sun sets Glory On another empty life Time flies, time dies Glory - one blaze of glory One blaze of glory - glory Find glory In a song that rings true Truth like a burning flame An eternal flame Find one song Glory A song about love From the soul of a young man A young man Find the one song Before the virus takes hold Glory Like a sunset One song To redeem this empty life Time flies And then no need to endure anymore Time dies ---
**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/132 "2000-12-01T05:23:48Z")
All-One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp and soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out. Lay over face and scalp. Massage with fingertips. Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs & all are rubbed, always towards the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 min. you feel fresh, mint-clean, saving 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God- Faith! For we’re All-One or none! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3\_386.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_386.html) [http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Spritz-yule/bronner.html](http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Spritz-yule/bronner.html) ---
**Author:** ![Fingers\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Fingers\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingers_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/133 "2000-12-01T07:02:20Z")
…night in Bangkok… …of these days I’ll get organazized (drooping last letters, poster in DeNiro’s place in Taxi Driver) ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/134 "2000-12-01T07:38:07Z")
…pie ton pie; deux pies ton mieux (any of you real french speakers care to check my spelling etc?) … more mile 'til I may rest. I have put myself through this wretched test, but the valley’s never ending. the distance has been gained, but i do not see greatness… i wanted to attain. – Audioadrenaline ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/135 "2000-12-01T10:15:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brachyrhynchos \* > \*\*…crow for sorrow, > Two crows for joy, > Three crows for a girl, > Four for a boy, > Five crows for silver, > Six crows for gold, > Seven crows for a secret never to be told. \*\* I’m fairly sure that’s magpies… Or, to quote Delirium: “One for sorrow Two for sorrow Three for sorrow Four for sorrow Five four three two one Six for I don’t know but I’m all fed up with sorrow Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go.” jr8 ---
**Author:** ![Stimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Stimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/136 "2000-12-01T10:48:48Z")
has had a horrible year. \_\_ cared for Diana dearly… ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/137 "2000-12-01T13:18:10Z")
…two three four five once I caught a fish alive six seven eight nine ten then I let it go again why did you let it go? because it bit my finger so which finger did it bite? this little finger on the right ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/138 "2000-12-01T13:26:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Noelq \* > \*\*… > … is how many posts I’ve made. > \*\* FINALLY! Someone posted this. And this is ONE long thread. Proving that Dopers can make a thread out of next to nothing. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/139 "2000-12-01T15:22:29Z")
I can’t believe **Bottle** didn’t submit: Twenty fuckin’ five to… me gamblin days are done I bet on a horse caled Bottle Of Smoke and my horse…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Doubleclick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Doubleclick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubleclick)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/140 "2000-12-01T15:31:17Z")
And not ONE of you, in this thread, can be considered mentaly stable. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=8)