# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/141 "2000-12-01T15:48:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Doubleclick said: > And not ONE of you, in this thread, can be considered mentaly stable. And your point is? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Doubleclick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Doubleclick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubleclick)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/142 "2000-12-01T15:59:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bumbazine \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Doubleclick said: > > And not ONE of you, in this thread, can be considered mentaly stable. > > And your point is? > > 🙂 > > \*\* That’s it…just the one point. Just the point that everyone here is insane and crazy…crazy and insane. My two points are that everyone here is insane and crazy…and nuts… My _three_ points are that everyone here is insane, crazy, and nuts…and some-what out of their mind… My _four_…no… _Amongst_ my points… Amongst my points …are such alements as being insane, crazy… I’ll come in again. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/143 "2000-12-01T16:23:11Z")
…two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, The ladybugs twelve at the ladybug picnic… ---
**Author:** ![jpariury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@jpariury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jpariury)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/144 "2000-12-01T16:41:24Z")
…heart, one soul just one solution One flash of light yeah, one God, one vision One flesh, one bone One true religion One voice, one hope One real decision Wowowowowowo gimme one vision Hey No wrong, no right I’m gonna tell you there’s no black and no white No blood, no stain All we need is one world wide vision One flesh, one bone One true religion One race, one hope One real decision Wowowowowo woh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I had a dream When I was young A dream of sweet illusion A glimpse of hope and unity And visions of one sweet union But a cold wind blows And a dark rain falls And in my heart it shows Look what they’ve done to my dream, yeah One vision So give me your hands Give me your hearts I’m ready There’s only one direction One world, one nation Yeah one vision No hate, no fight Just excitation All through the night It’s a celebration Wowowowowowo yeah One one one one one one one One vision hey one vision one vision one vision one vision One flesh, one bone One true religion One voice, one hope One real decision Gimme one light, yeah Gimme one hope, hey Just gimme, ha One man one man One bar one night One day hey hey Just gimme gimme gimme gimme Fried chicken vision vision vision vision vision JP ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/145 "2000-12-01T17:25:53Z")
…vague reference after another. Here are some more: …87 on an undercover cop" …fine day, let it be soon. She won’t be rich or beautiful. But she’ll be walking your streets in the clothes that she went out and chose for herself." …ce, twice, three times a lady." ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/146 "2000-12-01T17:30:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fingers of Doom \* > \*\*…night in Bangkok… > \*\* …and the tough guys tumble. Good one! ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/147 "2000-12-01T17:36:17Z")
…more recount, please God, just one more, oh please, please, please, wwwaaahhhhhhhhh, it’s not faaayyyuurr, one more recount, there’s gotta be more votes for me in those cards, wwwaaaahhhhh… quotation from Al Gore, 2000 Election ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/148 "2000-12-01T17:40:48Z")
“S’\_\_\_derful, s’marvellous…” “If you \_\_\_abee my lover…” jr8 “…more drink and I’ll be under the host.” (Dorothy Parker) ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/149 "2000-12-01T18:19:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MikeG \* > I can’t believe **Bottle** didn’t submit: > > Twenty fuckin’ five to… > me gamblin days are done > I bet on a horse caled Bottle Of Smoke > and my horse…🙂 I can’t believe I didn’t either. Must of spaced it. Thanks fer thinkin’ of me though, you Pogues fan, you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/150 "2000-12-01T18:32:21Z")
I did just remember one from the same album, though: …evening in the spring. Heard a long gone song From days gone by Blown in on the great North wind Though there is no lonesome corncrake’s cry Of sorrow and delight You can hear the cars And the shouts from bars And the laughter and the fights ---
**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/151 "2000-12-01T19:25:18Z")
Earth below us/ Drifting, falling Floating weightless/ Coming, coming home! ---
**Author:** ![dave99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/45deac/32.png) [@dave99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave99)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/152 "2000-12-01T22:31:57Z")
… thing leads to another we can drive it home on … headlight … love! … heart! let’s get together and feel all right. hear the children cryin’ (… Love!); hear the children cryin’ (… Heart!), sayin’: give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right; sayin’: let’s get together and feel all right. Wo wo-wo wo-wo! … red rose in the bible pressed between the holy alphabet probably wouldn’t believe you if you told me but what I never knew I never will forget … of our submarines is missing tonight seems she ran aground on maneuvers ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/153 "2000-12-01T22:56:07Z")
… bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced eachother Drew their swords and shot eachother A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don’t believe my story is true Ask the blind man, he saw it too. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/154 "2000-12-02T02:10:06Z")
“\_\_\_ could make all sorts of explosives using common household items…” Narrator: “Uh-huh…” Tyler Durden: “…if one were so inclined.” “\_\_\_ life, you’re Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you… help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias “Neo” and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. \_\_\_ of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.” “\_\_\_, the flame spurt – no problem! There’s a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.” Buttercup: “Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?” Westley: “Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.” ---
**Author:** ![clintster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@clintster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clintster)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/155 "2000-12-02T05:30:57Z")
This — goes out to the — I love… This — goes out to the — I left behind… A simple prop to occupy my time This — goes out to the — I love… Firrrrrrrre! ---
**Author:** ![Saliekat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Saliekat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saliekat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/156 "2000-12-02T09:14:30Z")
“I have…bean, I add another bean…and what do I have, Baldrick?” “Ummm…a very small casserole?” ---
**Author:** ![Chronolicht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@Chronolicht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronolicht)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/157 "2000-12-02T09:58:02Z")
One day we shall overcome… And now I ask you how! You like the feel of your face with the base in the crowd! ---
**Author:** ![Phrogge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4da419/32.png) [@Phrogge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phrogge)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/158 "2000-12-02T16:15:32Z")
…man’s meat is another man’s poison. …man’s Mede is another man’s Persian. …perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it’s always just my luck to get …perfect rose. … touch of nature makes the whole world kin … two three strikes you’re out ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/159 "2000-12-02T18:25:21Z")
What is the number of Hitler’s testicles? I’ll take Strange Historical Facts for $300, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/160 "2000-12-02T19:57:40Z")
U2, any…? One love One blood One life You got to do what you should One life With each other Sisters Brothers One life But we’re not the same We get to carry each other Carry each other One From [this site](http://atu2.com/lyrics/achtung/one.html). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543.md?page=9)