# One **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543 "2000-10-19T16:15:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/161 "2000-12-02T22:15:36Z")
\*\*ONE \*\* “…nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.” --Pledge of Allegiance “I know only two tunes: — of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other — isn’t.” Ulysses S. Grant “…-2-3-4 come on baby say you love me 5-6-7 times 8-9-10-11 I’m just gonna keep on counting Until you are mine” Gloria Estefan “… bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl. Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love.” The Osmonds “Who wants to buy a heart … broken lover’s heart … broken heart for sale” Elvis “… day at a time, sweet Jesus That’s all I’m asking from you Give me the strength to do everything that I have to do Yesterday’s gone sweet Jesus And tomorrow may never be mine Help me today Show me the way … day at a time.” Lena Martell “… hit to the body And it comes straight from the heart” The Rolling Stones “…less bell to answer … less egg to fry … less man to pick up after I should be happy But all I do is cry” The Fifth Dimension “Do what they say, say what you mean … thing leads to another You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long But then … thing leads to another.” The Fixx … trick pony … can get carried away. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/162 "2000-12-03T02:01:00Z")
…ring to rule them all, …ring to find them, …ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them. Do forgive me if that was posted already. ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/163 "2000-12-03T02:25:49Z")
…week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said “I’m angry” Five days since you laughed at me saying “Get that together come back and see me” Three days since the living room I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you Yesterday you’d forgiven me but it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry… ---
**Author:** ![mal\_act](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@mal\_act](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mal_act)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/164 "2000-12-03T02:53:12Z")
800-dail a mattress down, three to go ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/165 "2000-12-03T05:56:51Z")
… too many people who don’t bother reading previous posts. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/166 "2000-12-04T20:14:20Z")
Wow, did I actually kill this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/167 "2000-12-05T13:23:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sir Dirx \* > \*\*Wow, did I actually kill this thread? > > \*\* …way to do it. …happy Doper cause my thread spotting submission was chosen. And a thread started by a member who was banned, no less. I feel like a real Doper now. ---
**Author:** ![Fogglethorpe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Fogglethorpe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fogglethorpe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/168 "2000-12-10T15:54:35Z")
…of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces… (Come on, it was Pink Floyd. Remember?) ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/169 "2000-12-10T16:05:56Z")
I can’t believe the we — that game. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/170 "2000-12-12T17:28:52Z")
… below zero, thats the temperature right now, up from -11. It’s friggin cold here! ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/171 "2000-12-12T18:12:17Z")
of these days Monday’s gonna come on Tuesday, and you’ll know that I don’t love you anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/172 "2000-12-13T05:27:05Z")
…good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings others. Oh, wait, I thought this was a thread about Juan. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/173 "2000-12-14T18:53:35Z")
…toke over the line, sweet Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/174 "2001-03-06T04:42:54Z")
…less viewer of the **XFL**. ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/175 "2001-03-06T04:57:58Z")
One two three o’clock, four o’clock rock… ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/176 "2001-03-06T05:44:49Z")
No … can eat just … ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/177 "2001-03-06T06:05:49Z")
… less pair of footsteps on your floor, … less man a’walkin’, … less pair of jeans upon your door, … less voice a’talkin’ ---
**Author:** ![HannibalV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@HannibalV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HannibalV)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/178 "2001-03-06T06:19:48Z")
…NO POOFTAHS! Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all (if there’s ANYBODY watching). Rule 3: NO POOFTAHS! Rule 4: Now, this term, I don’t want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule 5: NO POOFTAHS! Rule 6: There is NOOO Rule 6. And Rule 7: NO POOFTAHS! [sub]Apologies if that offended anyone, but I presume many/most of you know from whence it comes.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Gambit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gambit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gambit)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/179 "2001-03-06T06:29:23Z")
day I’ll have enough courage to simply call Natalia and tell her that yes, I did fall in love with her way back in February of 2000, and that yes, all those times I seemed distant came from not knowing what to say… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/one/37543/180 "2001-03-06T14:00:13Z")
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