two, buckle my shoe
Two, three, four can I have a little more
Five, six, seven, eight, gee I love you
All together now…
…banana, two banana, three banana, four. Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
…of these days, Alice, ‘POW’, right in the kisser.
…for all, and all for one.
Why do I get uncomfortable reading that?
I’d have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling Halflings!
Big Union!
ringy-dingy… two ringy-dingy…
fine dayyyy, you’re gonna want me for your girl…
…LIFTOFF!
…burbon
…scotch
…beer
…life
But we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other
One
One
…little, two little, three little indians.
…one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
…two, three o’clock, four o’clock rock
Thats all I can think of now. This is fun!
… small step for man,
…one one cause you left me and
two two two for my family and
3 3 3 for my heartache and
4 4 4 for my headaches and
5 5 5 for my lonely and
6 6 6 for my sorrow and
7 7 for no tomorrow and
8 8 I forget what 8 was for and
9 9 9 for a lost god and
10 10 10 10 for everything
everything everything everything
bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer. Take it down, pass it around…NO bottles of beer on the wall??? :eek:
…two; buckle my shoe.
Three, four; shut the door.
Five, six; pick up sticks.
Seven, eight; lay them straight.
Nine, ten; a big fat hen.
Eleven, twelve; mumble mumble
Thirteen, fourteen; maids a-courting.
Someday, you and I will be…
…,two, three.
What are we fighting for?
Don’t ask me. I don’t give a damn.
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it’s five, six, seven.
Open up the pearly gate.
Well, there ain’t no time to wonder why.
Whoopee. We’re all gonna die.
… and one, we`re having some fun,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Two and two, I took of my shoes,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Three and three, she undressed me,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Four and four, we fucked on the floor,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Five and five, I put up her thighs,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Six and six, the bitch sucked my dick,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Seven and seven, we went to heaven,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Eight and eight, she masturbated,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Nine and nine, she licked my ass,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
Ten and ten, the bitch did it again,
In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.
. . . of these things is not like the other …
. . . of these things is not like the others …
. . . of my previous posts was slightly screwed up.
. . . of those friggin’ days, I guess.
(Insert Transylvannian accent) Two… Three… Ah… Ah… Ah!
…of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you…
ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom ba da boom