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hey…MelPomene is cheating!!! Some___ call Arnold!

BTW, what did MadHatter do to get banned? He typed like 3 letters.

…that I want, the one that I want
Ooo, ooo, ooo honey
The one that I want, you’re the one that I want,
Ooo, ooo, ooo
The one I need… Oh yes indeed…

… grows tired of jelly babies, Castellan. One grows tired of almost everything, Castellan, except power. --The Doctor

… thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was an time of darkness, it was a world of fear, it was the age of Gargoyles. Stone by day, warriors by night, we were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken and we live again! We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles! – Goliath

… more push and I’ll smack his face so hard he’ll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth! --Bernadette

Look, don’t get sloppy on me. I might just slug you one. --Wally Cleaver

… thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job. --Alex Reiger

Would you make a deal to trade up to five hundred dollars in cash for one of these three doors, knowing behind one of them is $3,254 in cash or valuable merchandise? --Let’s Make a Deal

…more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ectoplasm alien anti-matter story and I’m going to take out my gun and shoot somebody. --Fox Mulder

…of us has been drinking, and I’m sad to say it isn’t me. --Allen Francis Doyle

… and one and one is three
Got to be good-looking 'cause he so hard to see
etc.

…love
…love
let’s get together etc.

…little Indian boy left all alone;
He went and hanged himself and then there were none.

Agatha Christie rules.

…Man, one vote
Get with the program Gore.

…Or for you Chuck Norris Fans

   One Riot, One Ranger.

“…two, three, four, five? That’s the kind of code an idiot would have on his luggage!”

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fish, two fish

… two three four five six seven
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Wake up! Wake up! You’re not in heaven!

…Lord, one faith, one baptism, one God and Father of us all, who is thru all, and with all, and in all. (Eph.4:5).

I like this one. It was the text at my wedding, and I am Lutheran and my wife Catholic, and there was some trouble about us marrying because of it. Our pastor chose that so as to make it clear that all Christians are one body.

I love you, sweetie.

… song
Glory
One song
Before I go
Glory
One song to leave behind

Find one song
One last refrain
Glory
From the pretty boy front man
Who wasted oppurtunity

One song
He had the world at his feet
Glory
In the eyes of a young girl
A young girl

Find glory
Beyond the cheap colored lights
One song
Before the sun sets
Glory
On another empty life
Time flies, time dies
Glory - one blaze of glory
One blaze of glory - glory

Find glory
In a song that rings true
Truth like a burning flame
An eternal flame

Find one song
Glory
A song about love
From the soul of a young man
A young man

Find the one song
Before the virus takes hold
Glory
Like a sunset
One song
To redeem this empty life

Time flies
And then no need to endure anymore
Time dies

All-One! Absolute
cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp and soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out. Lay over face and scalp. Massage with
fingertips. Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs & all are rubbed, always towards the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply! Health is
Wealth. Within 9 min. you feel fresh, mint-clean, saving 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-
Faith! For we’re All-One or none! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_386.html

http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Spritz-yule/bronner.html

…night in Bangkok…
…of these days I’ll get organazized (drooping last letters, poster in DeNiro’s place in Taxi Driver)

…pie ton pie; deux pies ton mieux
(any of you real french speakers care to check my spelling etc?)

… more mile 'til I may rest.
I have put myself through this wretched test,
but the valley’s never ending.
the distance has been gained,
but i do not see greatness…
i wanted to attain.
– Audioadrenaline

I’m fairly sure that’s magpies…

Or, to quote Delirium:
“One for sorrow
Two for sorrow
Three for sorrow
Four for sorrow
Five four three two one
Six for I don’t know but I’m all fed up with sorrow
Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go.”

jr8

has had a horrible year. __ cared for Diana dearly…

…two three four five
once I caught a fish alive
six seven eight nine ten
then I let it go again
why did you let it go?
because it bit my finger so
which finger did it bite?
this little finger on the right

FINALLY! Someone posted this.

And this is ONE long thread. Proving that Dopers can make a thread out of next to nothing.

I can’t believe Bottle didn’t submit:

Twenty fuckin’ five to…
me gamblin days are done
I bet on a horse caled Bottle Of Smoke
and my horse…:slight_smile:

And not ONE of you, in this thread, can be considered mentaly stable.

:smiley: