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“…nation, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.” --Pledge of Allegiance

“I know only two tunes: — of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other — isn’t.” Ulysses S. Grant

“…-2-3-4 come on baby say you love me
5-6-7 times
8-9-10-11 I’m just gonna keep on counting
Until you are mine” Gloria Estefan

“… bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love.” The Osmonds

“Who wants to buy a heart
… broken lover’s heart
… broken heart for sale” Elvis

“… day at a time, sweet Jesus
That’s all I’m asking from you
Give me the strength to do everything that I have to do
Yesterday’s gone sweet Jesus
And tomorrow may never be mine
Help me today
Show me the way
… day at a time.” Lena Martell

“… hit to the body
And it comes straight from the heart” The Rolling Stones

“…less bell to answer
… less egg to fry
… less man to pick up after
I should be happy
But all I do is cry” The Fifth Dimension

“Do what they say, say what you mean
… thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then … thing leads to another.” The Fixx

… trick pony

… can get carried away.

…ring to rule them all,
…ring to find them,
…ring to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.

Do forgive me if that was posted already.

…week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said “I’m angry”
Five days since you laughed at me saying
“Get that together come back and see me”
Three days since the living room
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
but it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry…

800-dail a mattress

down, three to go

… too many people who don’t bother reading previous posts.

Wow, did I actually kill this thread?

…way to do it.

…happy Doper cause my thread spotting submission was chosen. And a thread started by a member who was banned, no less. I feel like a real Doper now.

…of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces…
(Come on, it was Pink Floyd. Remember?)

I can’t believe the we — that game.

… below zero, thats the temperature right now, up from -11.
It’s friggin cold here!

of these days Monday’s gonna come on Tuesday, and you’ll know that I don’t love you anymore.

…good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings others.
Oh, wait, I thought this was a thread about Juan.

…toke over the line, sweet Jesus.

…less viewer of the XFL.

One two three o’clock, four o’clock rock…

No … can eat just …

… less pair of footsteps on your floor,
… less man a’walkin’,
… less pair of jeans upon your door,
… less voice a’talkin’

…NO POOFTAHS!
Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all (if there’s ANYBODY watching).
Rule 3: NO POOFTAHS!
Rule 4: Now, this term, I don’t want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule 5: NO POOFTAHS!
Rule 6: There is NOOO Rule 6.
And Rule 7: NO POOFTAHS!

[sub]Apologies if that offended anyone, but I presume many/most of you know from whence it comes.[/sub]

day I’ll have enough courage to simply call Natalia and tell her that yes, I did fall in love with her way back in February of 2000, and that yes, all those times I seemed distant came from not knowing what to say…

…thread that goes BUMP in the night.
…thread that refuses to die!