# Ongoing Snark Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 12, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668 "2018-02-12T03:17:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/181 "2018-03-05T11:35:41Z")

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> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#):
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> Sorry, but you posted this right underneath me:  
> … My apologies to you and your lovely mother.

Hey, thanks.

> [@anomalous1](#):
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> … because chances are the criticisms will arrive here first.

It ain’t true. I criticized your dumb ass in the that thread right below your post.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/182 "2018-03-05T13:12:01Z")

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Here is a [cringworrhy](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20827033&postcount=86) 13-year bump.

I’m posting this mainly so that I can say “cringworrhy.”

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/183 "2018-03-05T14:19:33Z")

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NM. \<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/184 "2018-03-05T16:23:09Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Ha! And you are?
> 
> What I posted was to counter the stereotype’s of conservatives. It is a bit hilarious that each reply keeps reinforcing what I posted. Fascinating. Thanks for keeping the stereotype alive! 😃
> 
> Cheers!

Says the conservative who claimed that some shades of brown have more merit than others, just like so many other conservatives have done. I’d call you out on your hypocrisy, but it turns out that all conservative stereotypes are actually true.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/185 "2018-03-06T04:29:20Z")

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Luc700 is back. Who walks for 7 hours?

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/186 "2018-03-06T05:24:25Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> Says the conservative who claimed that some shades of brown have more merit than others, just like so many other conservatives have done. I’d call you out on your hypocrisy, but it turns out that all conservative stereotypes are actually true.

There is a thing out there called a period (“.”). Re-Read what I wrote. Separate ideas were written in-line.  
Don’t try to twist my words to fit your narrative if that is the best you can do unless you want to prove my point that you are trying to denounce someone as a racist to discredit them. You didn’t like what I had to say, that’s fair. That’s all you have to say. Nowhere did I state “some shades of brown have more merit”.

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/187 "2018-03-06T05:26:24Z")

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> [@Crazyhorse](#):
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> It means you’re trolling in the wrong thread again fuckwit.

Calm down child. I was actually giving a response to his question.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/188 "2018-03-06T05:31:00Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Nowhere did I state “some shades of brown have more merit”.

Then why would you try to insult liberals by claiming they want “everyone to be an equal shade of brown”? Why would being a shade of brown be a bad thing? Your remark had clear racist implications.

Seriously, what the stupid fuck did you mean by that?

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/189 "2018-03-06T05:45:00Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Then why would you try to insult liberals by claiming they want “everyone to be an equal shade of brown”? Why would being a shade of brown be a bad thing? Your remark had clear racist implications.
> 
> Seriously, what the stupid fuck did you mean by that?

It’s not a bad thing at all, it was to illustrate a point.

Seriously? It was to point out hypocrisy. The drive for diversity, a prerogative for lefties, which is to make everyone equally represented, yet only having the focus on those with Brown skin, never “white” or “yellow”. If you want to claim inclusiveness and diversity, you have to claim everyone, not just a few. It’s hypocritical.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/190 "2018-03-06T06:38:16Z")

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What a strange world you live in.

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/191 "2018-03-06T09:29:06Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> What a strange world you live in.

My sentiments exactly.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/192 "2018-03-06T10:45:23Z")

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I don’t know what I thought this thread was supposed to be, but this ain’t it.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/193 "2018-03-06T11:59:06Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> It’s not a bad thing at all, it was to illustrate a point.
> 
> Seriously? It was to point out hypocrisy. The drive for diversity, a prerogative for lefties, which is to make everyone equally represented, yet only having the focus on those with Brown skin, never “white” or “yellow”. If you want to claim inclusiveness and diversity, you have to claim everyone, not just a few. It’s hypocritical.

Ah, just another All Lives Matter jagoff.

Timmy gets ice cream because he got beat up by a teacher at school. You didn’t get beat up by a teacher at school, so you don’t get any ice cream.

Maybe you can understand things in those terms.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/194 "2018-03-06T20:23:26Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> It’s not a bad thing at all, it was to illustrate a point.
> 
> Seriously? It was to point out hypocrisy. The drive for diversity, a prerogative for lefties, which is to make everyone equally represented, yet only having the focus on those with Brown skin, never “white” or “yellow”. If you want to claim inclusiveness and diversity, you have to claim everyone, not just a few. It’s hypocritical.

Seriously, you are fucking deranged.

And that has nothing to do with disagreeing with you politically. It’s that your mental processes don’t make any sense.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/195 "2018-03-07T06:21:25Z")

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Luc700 again with the incomprehensible question. Dude needs to shut up.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/196 "2018-03-07T17:12:58Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> It’s not a bad thing at all, it was to illustrate a point.
> 
> Seriously? It was to point out hypocrisy. The drive for diversity, a prerogative for lefties, which is to make everyone equally represented, yet only having the focus on those with Brown skin, never “white” or “yellow”. If you want to claim inclusiveness and diversity, you have to claim everyone, not just a few. It’s hypocritical.

Ah yes, the fine whines of the White Supremacist.

“By including _those people_, you’re diminishing ME!”

and

“Everything would be fine if you’d stop trying to make _those people_ equal!”

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/197 "2018-03-07T18:53:20Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Luc700 again with the incomprehensible question. Dude needs to shut up.

Well people keep answering him. I feel like helping **QuickSilver** with his vodka collection.

I can just see the little twerp snuggling into a comfy chair for a nice long chat, “It all started 4 years ago when we moved…” ugh.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/198 "2018-03-07T20:05:51Z")

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I’m so sick of these idiots who feel oppressed when other people insist on equality. So scared of losing that privilege! Today on the Dope it’s misogynist and racist day. Fuck all of them.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/199 "2018-03-07T20:07:46Z")

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Quicksilver is cutting up over there. Funny stuff. I vow to not go feed Luc700 again.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/200 "2018-03-08T18:16:33Z")

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Don’t get roped into [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850748) thread.

Misspell bathrobe as bathrope once and you can call it a typo. But three times?

(ETA: Oh, the OP is in Denmark, so it is an ESL thing.)

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