# Ongoing Snark Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668 "2018-02-12T03:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/201 "2018-03-08T19:57:01Z")
**BobArrgh** apparently missed the thread about altering quotes. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20833855&postcount=27](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20833855&postcount=27) ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/202 "2018-03-21T07:32:06Z")
This thread has been very successful. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/203 "2018-03-24T01:10:15Z")
There’s been no shortage of posts to snark about, but I think everyone in the OTRU thread has been too busy feeding a troll to read them. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/204 "2018-03-24T18:09:33Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > This thread has been very successful. I do think about it, for example when **D’Anconia** was mentioned the other day, but it gets buried. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/205 "2018-03-25T04:25:59Z")
Revelling in the douchonics (which I just now made up), **doorhinge** starts the threadshittery at post 28 in the following thread: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20853964#post20853964](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20853964#post20853964). Not-quite-cool ensues, with one of my most highly-regarded posters, **Stranger On a Train** , getting a warning that wasn’t deserved, thanks to **D’orange**. I remember **Stranger** not being happy with (I think) pop-up ads, a while back, and I hope this current petty horseshit does not accordingly turn him off, either. What would be really cool if **Stranger** was reading this and can maybe expand on anything, here, if he feels he needs to! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/206 "2018-03-25T04:59:47Z")
That thread went sideways. I don’t think dorange demonstrated what he thought he was demonstrating. I do think he’s got the IQ of a fern. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/207 "2018-03-25T05:12:37Z")
When he first started posting here, I thought **doorhinge** was a foreign language-speaker posting through a translator. There was a combination of incomprehensibility and failure to comprehend that I thought only a lack of fluency in English could explain. But he’s probably just a moron. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/208 "2018-03-28T21:58:55Z")
Okay, can we lock Marcus Flavius and Machinaforce in a room together and bet on which one depresses the other to death first? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/209 "2018-03-28T22:47:09Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Okay, can we lock Marcus Flavius and Machinaforce in a room together and bet on which one depresses the other to death first? Yes to the first, no to the second. Unless you want to be the one to go in the room to check on them. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/210 "2018-04-02T22:51:18Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Yes to the first, no to the second. > > Unless you want to be the one to go in the room to check on them. Why would you check on them? Just give them a small barrel of amontillado to share and be done with them. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/211 "2018-04-02T23:16:43Z")
BeenJammin’s beenjerking it up in the [amazon thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20879536#post20879536). Got two warnings already. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/212 "2018-04-02T23:46:27Z")
The thread definitely gets more entertaining as it goes. Whose sock do you think **BJ** is? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/213 "2018-04-03T00:03:56Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > BeenJammin’s beenjerking it up in the [amazon thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20879536#post20879536). Got two warnings already. He’s probably got another one coming for that troll/insult comment he dropped in response to warning 2. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/214 "2018-04-03T01:14:46Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > He’s probably got another one coming for that troll/insult comment he dropped in response to warning 2. He just got [suspended](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20881259&postcount=93). ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/215 "2018-04-03T02:40:39Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > He’s probably got another one coming for that troll/insult comment he dropped in response to warning 2. Wasn’t he just saying, I won’t bother sending you another PM, just substitute the word ‘insult’ for ‘troll’ in the last PM I sent you? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/216 "2018-04-06T17:02:54Z")
I’m wondering what Kedikat wants to build. I haven’t noticed him/her before, but I thought [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852415) was some sort of practical engineering question for something that he actually wanted to build. But then came [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852491) odd followup. And it is probably related to this thread that I hadn’t read before. And looking back, apparently he [doesn’t believe in the objective existence of time](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=740660). ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/217 "2018-04-06T17:13:10Z")
My alarm didn’t go off this morning, time is not on my side. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/218 "2018-04-06T18:50:01Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I’m wondering what Kedikat wants to build. I haven’t noticed him/her before, but I thought [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852415) was some sort of practical engineering question for something that he actually wanted to build. But then came [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852491) odd followup. And it is probably related to this thread that I hadn’t read before. And looking back, apparently he [doesn’t believe in the objective existence of time](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=740660). [This](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=844883) might clear things up… a little. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/219 "2018-04-20T18:55:27Z")
[This thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=747364) from **Shaggy baby** just popped about date rape drugs. It now seems really creepy. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/220 "2018-04-20T19:43:33Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > [This thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=747364) from **Shaggy baby** just popped about date rape drugs. It now seems really creepy. That is weird. The thread was pulled up by **Fotheringay-Phipps** and 25 minutes later posted to by a user named **gren** who just joined today. It smells odd. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=12)