# Ongoing Snark Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668 "2018-02-12T03:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/21 "2018-02-12T12:48:13Z")
Vodka Meatballs: 1 bag of meatballs 1 bottle of vodka Cook the meatballs, drink vodka while waiting. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/22 "2018-02-12T13:04:07Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > You know, I never really bothered with that thread; saw the thread title when I checked The Pit, but was never interested enough to bother reading it. This thread inspired me to take a quick look and it’s 135 pages! > > Did I miss anything? It’s like when middle-aged neighborhood gossips get together at the fence and titter about the new woman on the block who dresses like a slut and can’t be up to anything good, with 10 embedded cites per paragraph. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/23 "2018-02-12T13:20:35Z")
You have at least one entire board dedicated to snark, the gigantic de facto snark thread here (Omnibus), and now this named snark thread. So I have to ask what it is, exactly, that you people are most interested in? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/24 "2018-02-12T13:46:34Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > You have at least one entire board dedicated to snark, the gigantic de facto snark thread here (Omnibus), and now this named snark thread. > > So I have to ask what it is, exactly, that you people are most interested in? Snark? ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/25 "2018-02-12T13:48:19Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Snark? Yeah, that was my first guess. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/26 "2018-02-12T14:04:03Z")
Snark? I’m in! Marge: If Millhouse jumped off a cliff… Bart: Millhouse? A cliff? [runs out of kitchen] ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/27 "2018-02-12T14:07:11Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Snark? I’m in! > > Marge: If Millhouse jumped off a cliff… > Bart: Millhouse? A cliff? [runs out of kitchen] OK, whenever you’re ready. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/28 "2018-02-12T14:43:17Z")
Who is going to teach 95% of these people how to snark? I’m too busy. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/29 "2018-02-12T15:29:39Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > You came up on pages 1, 2, 3, 4, 17, 18, 34, 37, 102, 103 and 134. Thanks. In my next life I’m going to choose a user name that’s easier for vanity searches. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/30 "2018-02-12T15:35:53Z")
> [@digs](#): > > I don’t think **Luciano700** is being a troll, just a pest. Yeah, he’s grating – jumping from one question to another with each post and obsessing over masculinity in multiple threads. He claims it’s because he’s multi-cultural (huh?), and he identifies as “an Asperger”, but he’s still getting on many nerves. Reminds me of that other Irish young guy we had recently… also obsessed with masculinity, and apparently some sort of “colored” but oh so horribly coy about it. Are they putting something funny in the water lately or something? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/31 "2018-02-12T15:44:16Z")
I really wish the megalodon wasn’t extinct. I mean, I know it would play havoc with the marine ecosystem and even with human use of the ocean, but _man_ would I love to see them. And have a drawer full of fresh white teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/32 "2018-02-12T15:53:08Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Vodka Meatballs: > > 1 bag of meatballs > 1 bottle of vodka > > Cook the meatballs, drink vodka while waiting. Have you been eating brandied peaches without the peaches again? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/33 "2018-02-12T16:46:13Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > I’ve noticed quite a bit of thread drift lately. Font discussions in the clusterfuck thread etc. Hey! Fonts matter! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/34 "2018-02-12T16:49:02Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > It’s like when middle-aged neighborhood gossips get together at the fence and titter about the new woman on the block who dresses like a slut and can’t be up to anything good, with 10 embedded cites per paragraph. And stuff like this is why I love the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/35 "2018-02-12T16:51:56Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > So I have to ask what it is, exactly, that you people are most interested in? “You People?” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/36 "2018-02-12T17:05:56Z")
> [@B-Rad](#): > > “You People?” :dubious: Yeah, you know. You people. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/37 "2018-02-12T17:07:03Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Yeah, you know. You people. No, me person. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/38 "2018-02-12T17:31:08Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > No, me person. Nnnnnooooo, you specifically as a Chimera, would be people. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/39 "2018-02-12T17:34:01Z")
> [@B-Rad](#): > > Nnnnnooooo, you specifically as a Chimera, would be people. Take a deep breath and say it again. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/40 "2018-02-12T17:37:04Z")
> [@B-Rad](#): > > Nnnnnooooo, you specifically as a Chimera, would be people. Dammit, I wanted to make that joke! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=3)