# Ongoing Snark Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668 "2018-02-12T03:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/81 "2018-02-14T00:14:20Z")
Okay, I fucking hate you, is that mean enough? ( I draw the line at declawing sweet little kittens though) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/82 "2018-02-14T00:26:36Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Okay, I fucking hate you, is that mean enough? This is snark, abuse is down the hall next to arguments. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/83 "2018-02-14T00:30:23Z")
The Omni Uber Ultra Mega Thread for All Things and No Things. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/84 "2018-02-14T00:31:34Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Fuck that! > > Fibre! > > Regularity! And [Pabst Blue Ribbon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4)! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/85 "2018-02-14T00:36:28Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > This is snark, abuse is down the hall next to arguments. I meant it in a snarkish way. Cause I don’t really fucking hate you ( not you personally, the mob you) I just sorta hate you. Don’t worry, It’s me not you. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/86 "2018-02-14T00:54:10Z")
No, no, no. It’s you, not me. :rolleyes: See how that works (you first, oh never mind). Pabst Blue Ribbon? Hell, autocorrect won’t even let me type that. Just call it pisswater and move on. Time to add at least one **OMNIBUS** (If there were a god, I could make that flashing, but Nooooooo.) Hey **Greathouse** - start a Pit thread on how lame the snark thread is. **Riemann** , **Chimera** - you two good now? I second the motion for a megalodon. Can we get **SamuelA** working on that? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/87 "2018-02-14T01:14:16Z")
Pabst is like screwing in a canoe, a little too close to water. ~~~~~! ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/88 "2018-02-14T01:17:21Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Pabst is like screwing in a canoe, a little too close to water. ~~~~~! Isn’t all American beer, really? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/89 "2018-02-14T01:18:43Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I meant it in a snarkish way. Cause I don’t really fucking hate you ( not you personally, the mob you) I just sorta hate you. Don’t worry, It’s me not you. I can only offer directions to snark, abuse, or arguments. Sincerity closed in 1973. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/90 "2018-02-14T01:41:29Z")
Hey now! PBR has a full bodied flavour! Not the greatest flavour, but flavour none the less. It’s a damn fine beer for it’s price range. Bud light is fucking close to water. Tastes like the backwash of a bottle of Bud heavy filled with water. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/91 "2018-02-14T01:59:40Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Hey now! PBR has a full bodied flavour! Not the greatest flavour, but flavour none the less. It’s a damn fine beer for it’s price range. Bud light is fucking close to water. Tastes like the backwash of a bottle of Bud heavy filled with water. I used to drink PBR because it was damn cheap. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/92 "2018-02-14T02:14:08Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I used to drink PBR because it was damn cheap. That’s really the only reason to drink it. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/93 "2018-02-14T02:29:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > No, no, no. It’s you, not me. :rolleyes: See how that works (you first, oh never mind). > > Pabst Blue Ribbon? Hell, autocorrect won’t even let me type that. Just call it pisswater and move on. > > Time to add at least one > X > **OMNIBUS** > > (If there were a god, I could make that flashing, but Nooooooo.) All I can say to that is “Thank God there isn’t, then…” ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/94 "2018-02-14T02:47:29Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I used to drink PBR because it was damn cheap. When I was a kid, my dad drank PBR. Then he discovered that he could get Old Milwaukee cheaper. Then Milwaukee’s Best turned out to be even cheaper than that. Anyway, I still associate PBR with him and drink it in remembrance of him on occasion. I kinda like it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/95 "2018-02-14T02:56:52Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > That’s really the only reason to drink it. Hell yes. I didn’t have a lot of money at the time. A friend came over and when I gave him a PBR said, “PBR ain’t bad.” He was a true friend. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/96 "2018-02-14T03:05:32Z")
You guys suck at snark. Let me try to get things on track here. Czarcasm, always eager to shit on any belief system that doesn’t coincide with his own, gets a smackdown for threadshitting in a [thread about Jewish beliefs](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20785432#post20785432). What a twatwaffle! See? It’s about another poster here on the boards who is a giant twatwaffle, and includes a statement saying that he is a giant twatwaffle and gives an example of him twattwaffling it up like a big stupid twatwaffle. Of course good freeform snark might go many directions from there but that is almost always the basic forumula. Now get out there and read some threads and report back with snark. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/97 "2018-02-14T03:26:45Z")
peep. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/98 "2018-02-14T04:39:16Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > I swear to god. You people have no fucking anger. No fucking bile to spew. So far this lame fucking piece of shit should have been born in MPSIMS and hopefully it would have died there. > > It’s like you all just came in here to suck each other’s dicks and make stupid fucking jokes. Either make with the fucking hate or GTFO! > > Or at least change the goddamn thread title to “Ongoing circle jerk thread that is a huge fucking waste of time and where most of the board’s weak ass bitches like to post”. Do I get credit for at least trying? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/99 "2018-02-14T04:54:48Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > You guys suck at snark. Let me try to get things on track here. > > \ > > Now get out there and read some threads and report back with snark. Hmmm… I thought this thread was to clear the non-troll crap out of the OTRU thread, not go actively hunting for posters to taunt. Got my wires crossed. > [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > peep. > 🙂 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/100 "2018-02-14T05:03:20Z")
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