# Ongoing Snark Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668 "2018-02-12T03:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/121 "2018-02-17T16:38:43Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > He’s now on my asshole list. Is that where you write it or where you store it? Because either way seems ill-advised. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/122 "2018-02-18T15:16:43Z")
I saw this over in Cafe Society and just had to laugh at the [cause and effect](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14699055&postcount=9). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/123 "2018-02-18T20:50:32Z")
Cause: **PSXer** ’s post about looking forward to using annoying visual effects, submitted in 2012, was followed by his bannination four years later. Effect: **Knowed Out** notices, six years later, that the post was submitted by a now-banned poster, and is amused. Do you avoid watching comedy on Saturday nights for fear that you might start laughing in church? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/124 "2018-02-18T21:14:40Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Now you’ve done it. Someone will undoubtedly start a Snipe Thread now. How do you hunt snipe on a message board? Good times back then. Caught a bad cold from crouching in swamp water all night, but it was worth it to snag them wriggly little critters. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/125 "2018-02-19T01:13:56Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > So–even when you take into account his self-proclaimed autism, and the fact that English isn’t his first language, and that he’s 16 years old–does anyone else get the impression that Lucanio700 is really,\* really\* stupid? He is pitifully stupid. If it’s not an act, I mean. Something in those threads smell bad. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/126 "2018-02-19T06:05:08Z")
Oh, Darren, your ward needs your advice in his thread about masculinity. He has called out especially for you. That L-7 is growing up so fast. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/127 "2018-02-19T12:58:59Z")
L7 is 100% troll in my opinion. Sixteen? High functioning autistic? Sorry, I’m not buying any of it. He’s a transparently obvious troll. No one is as stupid as this one plays at, with zero consistency. One minute he’s using big words and complicated concepts and the next he doesn’t know ‘is’ creates a question? He won’t stay on topic, it’s like talking to a pet! He can’t put two thoughts together or even connect his thoughts or respond and carry on normal conversation. But the real tell, is that whenever the board grows board with his antics he doubles down and starts another thread with even more obvious trolling bullshit. He won’t participate in good faith, or, is too stupid to talk with, not sure what they’re waiting for, just call him out for the troll he is and move him on to some other board, please. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/128 "2018-02-19T14:23:47Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Do you avoid watching comedy on Saturday nights for fear that you might start laughing in church? 😉 I was already already doing that. It’s why I’m not allowed back any more. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/129 "2018-02-19T14:40:05Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > …whenever the board grows board with his antics… Best typo of the month. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/130 "2018-02-19T15:15:05Z")
So L-7 is a ‘troll’ in sheeps clothing?? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/131 "2018-02-19T19:48:05Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > So L-7 is a ‘troll’ in sheeps clothing?? More like a crappy t-shirt and dirty sweatpants, but yes, he’s a troll. Never bought his act and I’m not engaging. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/132 "2018-02-20T01:38:39Z")
I’m starting to think he uses predictive text to construct most of his sentences. The way he suddenly bursts forth into legitimate English tips him straight over to troll. He popped over to OTRU to ask if “mentions” upped his troll score. :rolleyes: Boy’s a player. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/133 "2018-02-20T02:34:57Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’m starting to think he uses predictive text to construct most of his sentences. The way he suddenly bursts forth into legitimate English tips him straight over to troll. He popped over to OTRU to ask if “mentions” upped his troll score. :rolleyes: Boy’s a player. Out of morbid curiosity I glanced in at his other haunt. I see that he [got people to bite](http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/18/t2282303-does-anyone-know-anything-about-japans-herbivore-men/) on the Herbivore Men there, where he insists that “MGTOW is just a group for people wanting to go without the struggles of relationships” while Herbivore Men are “about the perversion and destruction of Japanese culture.”(That post was made after [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20789396&postcount=163) reply of mine here.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/134 "2018-02-20T03:16:44Z")
That was odd. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/135 "2018-02-20T04:41:54Z")
How his first thread didn’t just drop off the forum list, and every other post remain completely unanswered is amazing. If there’s snark to be found in this situation it’s for the credulous fuckwits trying to take the lad under their wings and steer him right. From A to Z, every single thing that a troll could be he is. Teenagers don’t devote hours per day posting about controversial sociopolitical topics on general interest message boards. He’s dropping inflammatory turds all over the place in dozens of threads and running credulous posters around in circles like someone dangling a string in front of a cat. Then he babbles some nonsense when they start replying in earnest and milks the responses to that for a while before moving on to start another thread. And they all keep following him to do it over and over again. I’m honestly not sure who is feeding who anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/136 "2018-02-20T11:53:51Z")
[What is the order, in numbers, of the following](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849630). All are dwarfed by the number of Steve Estes questions in GQ… ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/137 "2018-02-20T15:31:47Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [What is the order, in numbers, of the following](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849630). > > All are dwarfed by the number of Steve Estes questions in GQ… **Colibri** has reined him in. Poor guy, he’s been saving up questions for 9 years. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/138 "2018-02-20T16:21:24Z")
I knew that was strange, several days ago. Maybe it’s a Russian robot doing all the thread starting. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/139 "2018-02-21T13:57:37Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > **Colibri** has reined him in. He seems set to completely ignore that. [A new thread today](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849712) (more to come?) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/140 "2018-02-28T04:45:03Z")
[lucid-nonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=850187) is providing today’s entertainment. He tried to get on a bus, see. The driver asked for his tickets, and he didn’t give her the tickets. He got off the bus and walked. This was all very racist and he is NOT hysterical, nor manic, nor high, nor off his meds, nor on his meds. In short, why are we so mean? :eek:☹ I think I’ve condensed 3 (4??) threads appropriately. Feel free to add your own bits. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=8)