# Ongoing Snark Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668 "2018-02-12T03:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/141 "2018-02-28T05:12:17Z")
Dude’s planning for a banning! Or at least a suspension. (I think he said he hasn’t slept in days – Jesus Christ) > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He seems set to completely ignore that. [A new thread today](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849712) (more to come?) Actually, he DID listen to the warning. Colibri then decided to reopen that particular thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/142 "2018-02-28T05:17:10Z")
I think maybe the love his life is not real. Or she’s a fool to live in a foreign country with dude fresh from the mental ward who throws things off balconys, with a meth habit. What a catch. And then there’s those crying jags about doggies on buses. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/143 "2018-02-28T05:19:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He seems set to completely ignore that. [A new thread today](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849712) (more to come?) > [@Guinastasia](#): > > Actually, he DID listen to the warning. Colibri then decided to reopen that particular thread. Right, and he contacted me to agree to limit his new threads to one a day, and so far has complied with that. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/144 "2018-02-28T05:23:27Z")
The driver had to know the airport was on her route, so I agree she was lying and the only reason could be that she really didn’t want him to ride on that bus. But why? I SAID WHY! Answer me goddammit! ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/145 "2018-02-28T05:45:33Z")
With every new post he adds to that Pit thread, I’m more and more convinced that we’re talking about him in the [wrong thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20817130#post20817130) here. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/146 "2018-02-28T19:31:43Z")
He’s [topic banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20818161&postcount=249). But not before getting in a Sharting Fartist style notice of his plans to sign out because he has more important things to do. > [@](#): > > This message is on auto-reply until further notice: I’m off snowboarding for the day, sorry for any inconvenience, please squirm some more in my absence. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/147 "2018-02-28T19:46:55Z")
I’ll bet getting a Candian public transit topic ban is a first. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/148 "2018-02-28T19:53:07Z")
I’ll bet this clown is on the corner arguing with a red light for not allowing him to cross before turning red. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/149 "2018-02-28T23:47:55Z")
He may have been annoying as all hell, and I feel bad if that was true psychosis on display, but I’ll always appreciate his insult: **"you! Fuck your own face!"** The uncapitalized “you” to start off the sentence, the sudden appearance of exclamation points, the alliteration…it just flows so well. Sadly, I think it runs afoul of Pit rules, so I’ll just have to say it in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/150 "2018-02-28T23:55:15Z")
Also, remember that just because he is now gone doesn’t mean that we can’t continue to squirm. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/151 "2018-03-01T00:05:38Z")
Just looked at that Twitter link he posted in his first thread. New account, his first post was to Justin Trudeau, telling him to stop combing his hair and “do something.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/152 "2018-03-01T00:27:51Z")
Maybe his yurt exploded during the meth cooking. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/153 "2018-03-03T20:59:21Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well some of the stuff you were saying in that thread could be construed as trolling. Actually this is an example of **anomalous1** trolling. [From the Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=511831) > [@Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/36883): > > I’ll just leave this here since we are talking about character/stereotypes of political parties. > > Liberals love to preach pseudo-intellectual utopian ideals and do not have a firm grip on reality or learning through experience, nor any understanding of merit. They seem to want everyone to be equally poor and an equal shade of brown. They preach collectivism and working together only if it works in favor of their argument. If you refute any of their ideals or say something they don’t like, they either willingly interpret it as being racist, or denounce it as something equally universally despised as racism. Liberals preach about the scientific method, yet cry conspiracy whenever statistics or valid evidence to the contrary are presented. Being so elitist about citations, they always resort to [Salon.com](http://Salon.com) or HuffPo. (Okay not all with the last bit, but most). They do not understand any element of utilitarianism, nor do they even try to attempt to respect laws, not because of thought out reasoning, but because it doesn’t “feel” right. > The hypocrisy is mind numbing. You keep telling the Middle class who are the spine of the economy that they are no good and have inherent evils, and you get The Donald. Then all of the successes of the [oh so horrible] administration in question are attributed to _their_ latest incumbent(s) doing a “splendid job” during their term. > > Anyhow, on a serious note?, why does the BDU (Battle-Dress-Uniform) of Liberals seem to have to be on par with looking like Rachel Maddow on a daily basis? Is it supposed to be somehow frightening or do they have no sense of style? > > In my opinion, of course. 🆒 > > (No need to reply, I’m not coming back to this post so save your strength for the anti-firearm fad) Just like a pigeon. [Play chess with him](https://pics.me.me/arguing-with-idiots-is-like-playing-chess-with-a-pigeon-20589203.png) at your own peril. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/154 "2018-03-04T02:03:42Z")
I could feed a million horses with all of that straw. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/155 "2018-03-04T03:20:36Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > Actually this is an example of **anomalous1** trolling. [From the Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=511831) > > Just like a pigeon. [Play chess with him](https://pics.me.me/arguing-with-idiots-is-like-playing-chess-with-a-pigeon-20589203.png) at your own peril. Glad I made it into the Hen House here. Read it again carefully for the word OPINION. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/156 "2018-03-04T04:04:18Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > Glad I made it into the Hen House here. > > Read it again carefully for the word OPINION. Read carefully: TROLL. Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/157 "2018-03-04T05:01:10Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > Read carefully: TROLL. > > Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk Read carefully: We are all guilty of it, but resorting to name calling to discredit someone is childish. You are proving my point, yet again. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/158 "2018-03-04T14:01:18Z")
Not all of us are guilty of thread shiting and specifically saying they won’t stick around to even discuss matters. That’s what trolls do. Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/159 "2018-03-04T14:16:25Z")
Why return to a different thread to discuss it? What the fuck? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/160 "2018-03-04T16:12:10Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Why return to a different thread to discuss it? What the fuck? Because he said he wasn’t coming back to the other one and posting it here is not exactly off topic. Have your mommy explain it to you. Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=9)