# Ongoing Snark Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2018, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668 "2018-02-12T03:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/161 "2018-03-04T16:45:23Z")
I don’t know if you’re kidding or not, but leave my mommy out of this you jerkoff. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/162 "2018-03-04T17:52:01Z")
He returned to 2 other threads to defend his not talking about it. He needs to grow up and go back to the thread where he posted in the first place. I don’t know if he’s a troll, but he’ definitely looked like an idiot posting something and then running off with his (metaphorical) fingers in his ears screaming “lalalala” so he wouldn’t have to respond. What an asshat. ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/163 "2018-03-04T17:59:10Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What an asshat. So… pants ? ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/164 "2018-03-04T18:00:07Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > Glad I made it into the Hen House here. > > Read it again carefully for the word OPINION. Still wondering what your defense of this is: > [@Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/36883): > > Liberals love to preach pseudo-intellectual utopian ideals and do not have a firm grip on reality or learning through experience, nor any understanding of merit. They seem to want everyone to be equally poor and an equal shade of brown. My OPINION is either that those are not your true thoughts and you’re just trolling the board or that those are your true thoughts and you’re a repugnant waste of skin. Either way, you’re not entitled to an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/165 "2018-03-04T18:26:01Z")
That is one load of shit right there. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/166 "2018-03-04T19:57:46Z")
Nm ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/167 "2018-03-04T20:28:57Z")
_Somerunner2001_ opened a zombie with very rude jokes about persons with no limbs. Apparently he’s about 15yo. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/168 "2018-03-04T23:36:18Z")
The interesting thing about that 17-year-old thread is that the _best_ no-limb joke was not there, which could indicate that it’s a fairly recent invention? What do you call a deer with no eyes? _No idea._ What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? _Still no idea._ ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/169 "2018-03-04T23:38:59Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > The interesting thing about that 17-year-old thread is that the _best_ no-limb joke was not there, which could indicate that it’s a fairly recent invention? > > What do you call a deer with no eyes? > _No idea._ > > What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? > _Still no idea._ I heard that one when I was a kid, early nineties at the latest. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/170 "2018-03-05T03:51:10Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > I don’t know if you’re kidding or not, but leave my mommy out of this you jerkoff. Sorry, but you posted this right underneath me: > [@bobot](#): > > Why return to a different thread to discuss it? What the fuck? So I thought you were getting on me for bringing it up here. From your reaction it seems you were responding to **anomalous1** for being a sniveling coward, which is also what I was doing. My apologies to you and your lovely mother. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/171 "2018-03-05T03:52:27Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Still wondering what your defense of this is: > > My OPINION is either that those are not your true thoughts and you’re just trolling the board or that those are your true thoughts and you’re a repugnant waste of skin. Either way, **you’re not entitled to an opinion**. Ha! And you are? What I posted was to counter the stereotype’s of conservatives. It is a bit hilarious that each reply keeps reinforcing what I posted. Fascinating. Thanks for keeping the stereotype alive! 😃 Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/172 "2018-03-05T03:54:10Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > Sorry, but you posted this right underneath me: > So I thought you were getting on me for bringing it up here. From your reaction it seems you were responding to **anomalous1** for being a sniveling coward, which is also what I was doing. My apologies to you and your lovely mother. Sniveling coward? Coming from a lefty? That’s rich. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/173 "2018-03-05T03:54:19Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > It is a bit hilarious that each reply keeps reinforcing what I posted. It’s a bit hilarious that you are so detached from reality that you feel that way. Troll. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/174 "2018-03-05T03:55:19Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > Sniveling coward? Coming from a lefty? That’s rich. Says the person who barges into a thread, leaves a steaming turd there and goes out of his way to say he won’t bother to stick around to defend it or anything. You’re not even a good troll. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/175 "2018-03-05T03:59:43Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Why return to a different thread to discuss it? What the fuck? These threads are where all the hens and gossipers go to talk the most shit, so I prioritize going here if I am going to reply to something I’ve said, because chances are the criticisms will arrive here first. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/176 "2018-03-05T04:02:42Z")
> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#): > > Says the person who barges into a thread, leaves a steaming turd there and goes out of his way to say he won’t bother to stick around to defend it or anything. > > You’re not even a good troll. All of the pathetic little flies went right to that turd didn’t they? Yes, Did it start a discussion or argument? Yes. Was it on topic to what I was replying to? Yes. Keep throwing the word troll around. A lie repeated often enough becomes the truth. Just admit it, you don’t like other peoples opinions unless they agree with you. It’s not hard. Tell you what, I’ll go back to the original thread if you admit it. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/177 "2018-03-05T04:27:05Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > this thread could be used for ongoing conversational pitting of the board’s douchebags, **turdburglars** , twatwaffles and fuckwits of the day (Bolding mine.) Just because it’s been a bit slow, does anyone still remember “turburglar” as a homophobic slur? OP probably does, so I can’t be the only other one. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/178 "2018-03-05T04:53:48Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > (Bolding mine.) > > Just because it’s been a bit slow, does anyone still remember “turburglar” as a homophobic slur? OP probably does, so I can’t be the only other one. Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Middle/Grammar school. I’ve heard it. That and the ubiquitous “Gayrod”, whatever the hell that means. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/179 "2018-03-05T06:01:40Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > (Bolding mine.) > > Just because it’s been a bit slow, does anyone still remember “turburglar” as a homophobic slur? OP probably does, so I can’t be the only other one. Actually I don’t. As far as I know it’s as commonly used as twatwaffle, fuckwit or douchebag and no more homophobic than any of those. I didn’t intend it as such, but urban dictionary does include a homophobic use, so if you read it that way I apologize for a poorly chosen off-hand example of what people call each other in pit threads. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668/180 "2018-03-05T06:03:02Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Middle/Grammar school. I’ve heard it. That and the ubiquitous “Gayrod”, whatever the hell that means. It means you’re trolling in the wrong thread again fuckwit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ongoing-snark-thread/808668.md?page=10)