# Online St. Paddy's Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956 "2000-03-11T04:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/21 "2000-03-17T02:11:00Z")
After the week I’ve had, count me in! I’ll be bringing a case of Pete’s Wicked Ale and tortilla chips with five-alarm salsa. 🙂 * * * Jodi _Fiat Justitia_ ---
**Author:** ![Euri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@Euri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euri)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/22 "2000-03-17T02:12:00Z")
😛 pffffft five alarm WUSS!!! REAL MEN EAT PEPPERS ~STRAIGHT FROM THE FIELDS BABY~ ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/23 "2000-03-17T03:59:00Z")
::Waking up from being passed out for three days…:: You mean there’s ANOTHER St Paddy’s Day Party???!!! Woo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/24 "2000-03-17T12:51:00Z")
sorry, couldnt let this pass… > [@](#): > > I’ll be bringing a case of Pete’s Wicked Ale Pete’s wicked ale, Who’s Pete?? F\*\*\* Pete!!! You’re supposed to be at a Paddy’s Day party!!! we drink Guinness and pints of whisky!!! anyone dancing normally will be removed. I would like to see everyone leave the party with a black eye, a bleeding nose and a huge smile on their drunken faces!!! _singing_ The Canals and the Bridges, The Embankments and Cuts, They Blasted their way with their blood and their guts, They never drank porter, but whisky by pint, And the Shanty towns rang with their songs and their Fights Navigator Navigator, Rise up and be strong, for the morning is here and their’s work to be done, Grab your pic and your shovel and the bold Dinamite, for to shift a few tonnes of this earthly delight They died in their hundreds with no sign of their ware, save the brass in the pocket of the entreprenur, They helped build an empire where the sun never set, now the Empire’s in Darkness, BUT THE RAILWAYS THERE YET!!! NAVAGATOR NAVAGATOR, RIsemkpepkj uppp and be… strong… collapsesw in a drunken state… * * * well, at least one person wants to meet me… [http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62](http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62) Cheers!! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/25 "2000-03-17T13:43:00Z")
_That’s_ the spirit[s]! When you all check in tonite, tell us what poison yer choosin’, and give a toast. 🙂 * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/26 "2000-03-17T22:17:00Z")
Damn. First one here. Oh well, I’m sure the Guiness and Harps are here somewhere. :::Starts checking the labels on the kegs::: * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/27 "2000-03-17T22:28:00Z")
I’m sucking down an ice cold Molson right now. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/28 "2000-03-17T22:37:00Z")
So, where the hell is everyone? I get all decked out in my shamrock pasties and green thong, and no one comes to the party? Sheesh, more beer for me then. Uncle, would ya pass me a Molsen? * * * I like it here-can I stay? And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/29 "2000-03-17T22:50:00Z")
::Checking out Psy’s shamrocks…:: Christ, you guys are killin’ me. I still have an hour and a half of work left **and** I’m on call tonight. Oh well, screw it, who needs this job anyway? Let’s **PARTAY!** * * * Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel, a beautiful red steam shovel. Her name was Mary Anne. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/30 "2000-03-17T22:56:00Z")
Psycat, I pass you a Molson as soon as you learn how to spell it. Aww, I’m just joshing. Here ya go, and nice shamrocks. Demo, put your shillelagh away, your gonna scare the leprechauns. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/31 "2000-03-17T23:14:00Z")
Here I am!! Don’t stand between me and the beer. Mr. Larrigan, I’ll drink my Pete’s in I want to, thankyouverymuch. I don’t care for the Guinness. Now if we had some Harp’s, I’d be all over it. Happy St. Pat’s to one and all! * * * Jodi _Fiat Justitia_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/32 "2000-03-18T00:11:00Z")
slythe is at the bar! I’ll just pour myself a half-and-half to start with. Watching the Guinness float on top of the Harps is great. A toast: _May depression follow you all your days, but never touch your tail._ _gulp!_ ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/33 "2000-03-18T00:32:00Z")
Don’t forget to [kiss the blarney stone](http://usacitylink.com/lucky/stone.html)! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/34 "2000-03-18T00:32:00Z")
Spell it? Phaw, in a few more hours I’ll barely be able to _say_ it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/35 "2000-03-18T01:05:00Z")
Arnold, nice link. I can feel the magic! Ouch! Let’s have some toasts, people. I’ve got a bottle of Glen Eden, now give me an excuse to lift the shot glass, please? 😉 * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/36 "2000-03-18T01:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Demo, put your shillelagh away, your gonna scare the > leprechauns. Leprechauns? Where? I wanna catch one of the little bastards! Gimme yer pot o’ gold ya little green Lucky Charms eatin’ rat! * * * Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel, a beautiful red steam shovel. Her name was Mary Anne. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/37 "2000-03-18T01:28:00Z")
Woohooo!! I am finally here… now where is my green beer? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/38 "2000-03-18T03:16:00Z")
Warning. That stuff in the pail is _not_ Irish stew! Some people just can’t hold their liquor. 🙂 * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/39 "2000-03-18T03:46:00Z")
Croi follain agus gob fliuch. (pronounced: “KREE FO-lah-ihn ah-guhs GOB FLOOKH”) “A healthy heart and a wet mouth!” Go mbeire muid beo ar an am seo aris! “May we be alive at this time next year.” Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me. … a little Irish coffee? * * * I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/40 "2000-03-18T03:54:00Z")
I’ll buy the next round if someone can tell me who played “Isis” in the Star Trek episode, “Assignment:Earth” (Not the cat, you smart asses-the woman!) * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956.md?page=3)