# Online St. Paddy's Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956 "2000-03-11T04:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/41 "2000-03-18T03:54:00Z")
No matter how much green food dye I put in my beer, it won’t turn green! Lousy Guinness! **Happy St Patty’s** everyone! 🙂 * * * “Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.” -From the **Brother Jed** flyer- ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/42 "2000-03-18T04:31:00Z")
: :pours himself a Black-and-Tan:: Great party, y’all! Happy St. Pat’s Day! Nice outfit, psycat! Dem, I’ll try not to drool _too_ much… 😉 Jodi, didja bring [Ben](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006121.html) along? I mean, we’ve got to scope him out and see if he rates the SDMB Seal of Approval… ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/43 "2000-03-18T04:46:00Z")
Happy St. Pat’s, all! I’m sipping away happily on a Bent River Oatmeal Stout. Okay, okay, so it isn’t Irish; it’s what I had around. Of course I can always dump it in a houseplant if someone will pull me a Guinness. ::sniffs suspiciously:: That IS the boiled cabbage, isn’t it? Veb ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/44 "2000-03-18T04:53:00Z")
OK, here’s me checking in for the first time. Not normally being a celebrator of Paddy’s day, being English and all, but thought i’d make an exception being in Chicago, city of the plastic Irish… Anyway, much beer consumed so far, we started at 11 am, unfortunately, I fell asleep on the train home to,59th St and ended up on 219th st…oops…but now, after 3 hours sleep, i’m almost sober again and it’s time to go out again…wooohooo…back later with more drunk news hot off the press. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/45 "2000-03-18T05:05:00Z")
\ Sorry I’m late, everyone! Whew! Slythe, I could really use a grasshopper right now. Thanks! \ Ahhh, that’s better. Say, Psycat, look our shamrocks match!! 😉 * * * Don’t make me come down there. God ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/46 "2000-03-18T05:12:00Z")
Hey, somebody invite the nekked people from the _other_ party! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/47 "2000-03-18T05:25:00Z")
## No green beer for me this evening. Actually, no alcohol for me at all this evening, as I’m working. Well, I’m _supposed_ to be working, if there was actually any work for me to do. So I’m catching up on the board and wishing that I had called in sick so I could have gone out. Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/48 "2000-03-18T07:26:00Z")
Damn I’m late. Okay, the party’s now official, the Irishman is here! (Yeah, the second thread I’ve pulled that one on. Gee, I need new material.) Now where did I leave that pot of gold…? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/49 "2000-03-18T08:10:00Z")
No drink till you give a toast! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/50 "2000-03-18T08:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Of course I can always dump it in a houseplant if someone will > pull me a Guinness. Damn, they’re dying again… My houseplants could sure use some nourishment **Veb**! Slythe, here’s a toast to good ol’ Finnegan who would **never** see a drink go to waste! * * * Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel, a beautiful red steam shovel. Her name was Mary Anne. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/51 "2000-03-18T08:50:00Z")
Did I fail to mention there are 11 empty beer bottles on my desktop? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/52 "2000-03-18T09:08:00Z")
I’ve got 4 Guinness empties, 1/2 bottle of Glen Eden, an empty pizza box, a can of whipped cream with NO propellent left, and a great idea scribbled on a napkin: For the senior with an active sex life-_Crotchless Depends!_ ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/53 "2000-03-18T10:11:00Z")
OK folks, it’s time for part two… I’m totally bladdered. That’s iy. 🙂 I slept for 3 hours. Then went out drinking again. I love you guys. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/54 "2000-03-18T16:39:00Z")
Sun…up Tongue…fuzzy Eyes…blurry Feet…tied to bedpost? Sensitive body parts…pierced??..no, clip-on. Bottle…empty Bladder…full! Cow…in bathroom?! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/55 "2000-03-19T06:15:00Z")
Exedrin is a **good** thing. Oh why did they have to start with the leaf blowers this morning? Why are these keystrokes so loud and piercing? Ugghhh… ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/56 "2000-03-19T09:16:00Z")
Here we go again…had a few, but not drunk tonight…was too hungover to really go for it tonight. But, I did fid the coolest dance club ever, it’s called Aura, that’s where we’re all going at the next Chicago vomit fest (copyright the rocket scientist). ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/57 "2000-03-20T10:56:00Z")
oh my gtod what a hangover I have. * * * well, at least one person wants to meet me… [http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62](http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62) Cheers!! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956/58 "2000-03-21T00:21:00Z")
What exactly did you bozos cook in my microwave? And where the _hell_ is my chihuahua?? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/online-st-paddys-party/14956.md?page=2)