# Only speak good of the dead. Lindsey Graham is dead. Good

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**Created:** [July 12, 2026, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/only-speak-good-of-the-dead-lindsey-graham-is-dead-good/1031619 "2026-07-12T12:01:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/only-speak-good-of-the-dead-lindsey-graham-is-dead-good/1031619/6 "2026-07-12T13:54:22Z")

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> [@Senator Lindsey Graham has died](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/senator-lindsey-graham-has-died/1031618/45):
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> As you’d expect, loons on social media are spreading conspiracy theories about his death. Some are claiming that Graham was killed by a Russian missile strike in Ukraine. Laura Loomer thinks the Russians might have poisoned him.
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> Lurid details of a woke murder plot in the U.S. are bound to surface.

_[I’m putting my rude, tacky reply here instead of the P&E Graham death announcement thread]_

What?? No one is blaming this on Hillary? She has already gotten away with one murder \<_shrug_\> so what’s another one. The first one is the hardest, they say.

And what about Joe? If he’s too weak and frail, he could have sent DR. Jill to do it.

Use your imaginations, sheeple!

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