# Ooohhh... Me sooo sleepy....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooohhh-me-sooo-sleepy/18160>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooohhh-me-sooo-sleepy/18160 "2000-04-30T08:54:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooohhh-me-sooo-sleepy/18160/1 "2000-04-30T08:54:17Z")

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It’s now 3:47. I’ve stayed up since I got home from work at 10:30 waiting to get hungry so I can eat that pizza. I somehow thwarted myself by eating a bunch of jelly beans. I cannot eat the pizza if I’m not hungry. It’s wasteful cuz I’ll just poop it out and not accomplish anything. Me so sleepy. Me bed sleep tired.

–Tiiiimmm…::zzzzz::

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooohhh-me-sooo-sleepy/18160/2 "2000-04-30T18:52:32Z")

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Oh, Tim…I signed off right before you posted this. If I’d read it, I would have told you to go ahead and start eating, and your appetite would pick up. Sugar makes you **feel** full, but the first bite of pizza would have jump-started your metabolism.

Can I have it, then? I like cold pizza.