# OOOOH!  Panda!   \*squeeeeee\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330 "2006-08-04T14:45:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330/21 "2006-08-07T21:37:22Z")

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So, now we’ve got a new injoke to replace Hal’s sheep-business with?

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330/22 "2006-08-07T23:17:26Z")

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Scary Life-Imitates-Art detail: As anyone who’s read _The Panda’s Thumb_ knows, Pandas, thanks to a specialized wristbone, are effectively six-fingered.

I am now envisioning **Inigo Montoya** and a Giant Panda in a swordfight… :eek:

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330/23 "2006-08-08T00:09:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]  
I wish _I_ were a captive breeding panda. There’d be hundreds of new panda cubs every year!  
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On the evidence to date, if you were a panda you wouldn’t be very horny at all. Amazing the species survived this long.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330/24 "2006-08-08T00:26:16Z")

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Try [SIXTEEN BABY PANDAS!!](http://www.nbc17.com/news/5467191/detail.html)

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330/25 "2006-08-08T01:29:31Z")

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[QUOTE=QuickSilver]  
Eh. You know me. No quicker way to get my attention than to mention baby pandas or bisexual Latvians. 😉  
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_desperately seeking a copy of photoshop and images of pandas and Latvian bis_

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooooh-panda-squeeeeee/367330/26 "2006-08-08T01:31:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]  
_desperately seeking a copy of photoshop and images of pandas and Latvian bis_  
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Get a room, you two. 😛

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