# Oooooh! I want a Hitler kitty!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051 "2006-10-11T13:58:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/1 "2006-10-11T13:58:10Z")
Ah, the information super-highway! Our grandparents could only dream of wonders like [Cat That Look Like Hitler.com](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/)! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/2 "2006-10-11T14:07:56Z")
Oh, my. Did you check out kitler #1. (on the best kitlers page) That’s just spooky. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/3 "2006-10-11T14:09:28Z")
I think some of them are drawn on… But they’re still cute. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/4 "2006-10-11T14:24:13Z")
Meh! Show me the ones that look like Johnny Depp. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/5 "2006-10-11T14:29:54Z")
You of all people, \*\*Eve…\*\*I’d think you would want a kitty that looked like George Brent or Ricardo Cortez. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/6 "2006-10-11T15:25:53Z")
> [@](#): > > You of all people, Eve…I’d think you would want a kitty that looked like George Brent or Ricardo Cortez. Maybe she could say that it’s really a Charlie Chaplin kitty. a Kitlin, rather than a Ktler. (I can’t open the page at work, so ignore tyhis if the kittens have forelock droops like Hitler. Or if Eve doesn’t like Chaplin, for some reason.) ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/7 "2006-10-11T15:53:12Z")
D’oh! I already have a Hitler Kitty! We call him “Large” (a.k.a. The Good Boy With the Nice Face): [http://new.photos.yahoo.com/karlen1956/album/576460762320924687/photo/294928803221098887/5](http://new.photos.yahoo.com/karlen1956/album/576460762320924687/photo/294928803221098887/5) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/8 "2006-10-11T16:16:38Z")
Oh, you have to submit your Kitler to the site! (Actually, I _do_ dislike Chaplin, though not as much as I dislike Hitler . . . Some of those cats look more like [Snub Pollard](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.goldensilents.com/comedy/snubpollard.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.goldensilents.com/comedy/snubpollard.html&h=521&w=395&sz=54&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=6dNBdB-14hxWDM:&tbnh=131&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522snub%2Bpollard%2522%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG), though . . . Wonder if there’s any market for [catsthatlooklikesnubpollard.com](http://catsthatlooklikesnubpollard.com)?) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/9 "2006-10-11T16:38:50Z")
That’s just…I don’t know. Only something **Eve** could find. How about East German [marching cats](http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/)? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/10 "2006-10-11T16:45:30Z")
Okay…I submitted him. I have to wait a while to see if he makes the cut. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/11 "2006-10-11T16:50:04Z")
Large’s real name is Domino, but I know there are probably a bunch of 'em and I’m not sure I could pick him out of a sea of Hitler Kitties. So he’s in as Large and “The Good Boy With the Nice Face”. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/12 "2006-10-11T16:53:19Z")
It appears Hitler Kitties have a tendency to be overweight. I wonder why that is? Mine’s a real lard-ass. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/13 "2006-10-11T17:05:13Z")
From the hate-mail page: > [@](#): > > I think u should die u stupid geek that is so mean to the cats its not funny its just plain mean I feel so sorry for the cats close this site down or die > > - Dominic from Philip Morant School in Essex Close the site down or die? That’s _Hitlerriffic!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/14 "2006-10-11T17:11:50Z")
Okay, this is weird. As I was perusing this thread I also was checking my voicemail and had a message from someone whose last name was, get this, _Kittler_ !!! Maybe I should tell this in the unexplained by science thread. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/15 "2006-10-11T18:37:04Z")
The hairless one looks more like Gollum than Hitler. “Fithty Baggins stole my catnip! I hates it!” ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/16 "2006-10-11T18:46:24Z")
Do any of them look like Rory Calhoun? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/17 "2006-10-11T19:24:41Z")
My mom has one…I named it “Groucho,” but I think she just calls it “Kitty.” ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/18 "2006-10-11T21:35:17Z")
Oh,hah!, thanks Eve, for that link. I have a kitler, she looks just like the cat on the top right of the front page. Called her Groucho at first, but now she goes by Mustache. This sounds so good when calling her: “Muuuussssstttaaache, come on Muuusstttaache!” At least one of those cats on the site was named Hitler. That must be fun come dinnertime. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/19 "2006-10-11T21:39:03Z")
Oops, I meant the cat on the top Left of the page. Sieg Meow! ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051/20 "2006-10-11T22:45:37Z")
Okay, so, am I the only one wondering what **Eve** was looking for when she found “[catsthatlooklikehitler.com](http://catsthatlooklikehitler.com)” ? I search a fair bit, on the web, and Google doesn’t return this one at all. I even search for nazi stuff, in fact, but no catsthatlooklikehitler coome up in my search results. I’m just wondering. Tris [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooh-i-want-a-hitler-kitty/376051.md?page=2)