# Oooooo mistletoe? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979 "1999-12-13T15:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/1 "1999-12-13T15:13:00Z")
Who do you want to catch under the mistletoe? * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/2 "1999-12-13T15:18:00Z")
I always picture the CrackWhore as more of a “six-pack and a skin flick seductress”. Who’d a thunk she’s a traditionalist (of course she may be lurking 'neath the 'toe in a fishnet catsuit)? As for me and the OP, it’s GBS. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/3 "1999-12-13T15:25:00Z")
Hillary and Bill Clinton. Oh wait, that probably won’t be happening. Maybe I am looking at this from the wrong angle. Did you mean who would I want to catch so I could kiss them, or did you mean what 2 people do I want to catch kissing each other? I am making this way too difficult. I think I will go take a big drink of caffeine. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/4 "1999-12-13T16:55:00Z")
You want to catch **both** of them under the mistletoe, Mullinator? Hmmm…maybe we better find out what that Sqrl is **really** doing in your pants? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/5 "1999-12-13T17:00:00Z")
Man, this is taking a decrepit turn for the worse. I don’t want anything to do with them, so don’t start imagining any twisted 3 ways, because that is astonishingly far from my intent. My intent was to make a joke regarding the apparent lack of love between the two. Man, this is just not turning into the funny post I thought it would. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/6 "1999-12-13T17:09:00Z")
Hey Mully, as a conservative republican myself, I found it damned amusing. I can just see a sloppy drunk ole Bubba slobbering all over Hill’s cheek while he tries to run a hand up her skirt. * * * “There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.” ~P.J. O’Rourke~ ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/7 "1999-12-13T17:47:00Z")
My list of people would be meaningless to you, and I wouldn’t wan to incriminate them anyways. But I would like a Mistletoe Belt Buckle for the season. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/8 "1999-12-14T06:35:00Z")
I think to make a belt buckle out of mistletoe. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/9 "1999-12-14T06:41:00Z")
Handy thinks a midget to mouthe his trousers? 'Scuse me - vertically-challenged * * * Insert Random Witticism Here. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/10 "1999-12-13T21:48:00Z")
Well Chief…since I am more often than not a figment of your imagination… you are welcome to whatever fantasies your imagination brings you. As for me… I would love to find mistletoe hanging from the belt buckle of my englishman’s pants. =) * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oooooo-mistletoe/11979/11 "1999-12-13T23:12:00Z")
Hey Uncle, nice to see I am not the only one on this here board. Gonna have to remember the mistletoe on the belt idea for our little Xmas get-together.