# Ooparts (out of place artifacts) & Ancient Hi Technology-Evidence of Noah's Flood? **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268 "2000-07-20T18:59:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/21 "2000-07-21T02:13:59Z")
But David, this thread is _funny_. If you are sick of it maybe you could move it to MPISMS ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/22 "2000-07-21T02:15:42Z")
Just when I was getting you folks to believe Christians aren’t intolerant nutcakes, here comes this guy and sets my “mission” back several months. Sigh. S8"ain’t", the answer to all your queries is NO! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/23 "2000-07-21T02:46:02Z")
Don’t worry Daniel. People here are smart enough to be able to tell the difference between you and the nut-job. ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/24 "2000-07-21T04:30:27Z")
Er, which one is the nut-job again? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/25 "2000-07-21T14:33:42Z")
Nut job? Is that testicular corrective surgery? * * * Yer pal, s8int _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Three months, one week, five days, 12 hours, 33 minutes and 57 seconds. 4140 cigarettes not smoked, saving $517.61. Life saved: 2 weeks, 9 hours, 0 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/26 "2000-07-22T01:30:32Z")
::beating head into brick wall:: OUCH! Damn, cause and effect \* does \* still work… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/27 "2000-07-22T04:43:49Z")
Sorry, Satan. I just felt it was more logical for an estabilshed poster (and an intelligent one at that) to want to have some fun that for somebody as braindead as s8int to actually have enough dendrites to rub together to actually register and post here. I guess there is less hope for humanity than I imagined. And perk up, Danny. We all know that all Christians aren’t Fallwells. We know that all Christians aren’t nutcases. How? We know you. 🙂 And, finally, Larry, WTH? Why would a supernatural being bother to post here? Has Cecil’s rep spread into the Infernal Zone itself? Heck, I’m an athiest. I don’t even believe in supernatural beings. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268/28 "2000-07-22T06:55:48Z")
Now, Derleth, Its Satan’s (the real one) job to make christians seem as ridiculous as possible, and that’s certainly what s8int has accomplished. I mean have you checked out his web sites? A bizzare mix of creationism and Von Danekin (sp?) that makes ordinary creationist web sites seem reasonable. I would just remind our briefly visiting Dark Lord that the fundies are doing a good enough job discrediting their religion on their own, and that he’s overplaying his hand by making such a blatant mockery and signing it with such an obvious homophone. By the way “s8int,” as long as your here, there’s some people bothering me. If I sacrifice a goat, will you make them go away? Or will a baby be neccessary? As you know, we Borgias have a long history with you. And thanks for making Alex Pope! BTW, for the benefit of the slow, I’m kidding of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ooparts-out-of-place-artifacts-ancient-hi-technology-evidence-of-noahs-flood/26268.md?page=1)