But David, this thread is funny.
If you are sick of it maybe you could move it to MPISMS
Just when I was getting you folks to believe Christians aren’t intolerant nutcakes, here comes this guy and sets my “mission” back several months. Sigh.
S8"ain’t", the answer to all your queries is NO!
Don’t worry Daniel. People here are smart enough to be able to tell the difference between you and the nut-job.
Er, which one is the nut-job again?
Nut job? Is that testicular corrective surgery?
Yer pal,
s8int
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three months, one week, five days, 12 hours, 33 minutes and 57 seconds.
4140 cigarettes not smoked, saving $517.61.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 9 hours, 0 minutes.
::beating head into brick wall::
OUCH! Damn, cause and effect * does * still work…
Sorry, Satan. I just felt it was more logical for an estabilshed poster (and an intelligent one at that) to want to have some fun that for somebody as braindead as s8int to actually have enough dendrites to rub together to actually register and post here. I guess there is less hope for humanity than I imagined. And perk up, Danny. We all know that all Christians aren’t Fallwells. We know that all Christians aren’t nutcases. How? We know you. 
And, finally, Larry, WTH? Why would a supernatural being bother to post here? Has Cecil’s rep spread into the Infernal Zone itself? Heck, I’m an athiest. I don’t even believe in supernatural beings.
Now, Derleth,
Its Satan’s (the real one) job to make christians seem as ridiculous as possible, and that’s certainly what s8int has accomplished. I mean have you checked out his web sites? A bizzare mix of creationism and Von Danekin (sp?) that makes ordinary creationist web sites seem reasonable.
I would just remind our briefly visiting Dark Lord that the fundies are doing a good enough job discrediting their religion on their own, and that he’s overplaying his hand by making such a blatant mockery and signing it with such an obvious homophone.
By the way “s8int,” as long as your here, there’s some people bothering me. If I sacrifice a goat, will you make them go away? Or will a baby be neccessary? As you know, we Borgias have a long history with you. And thanks for making Alex Pope!
BTW, for the benefit of the slow, I’m kidding of course.