# Oops, I Crapped My Pants (Sat. Night Live) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 16, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495 "2001-08-16T02:41:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/81 "2001-08-19T15:52:24Z")
HeHe… **Bad Idea Jeans** …“Sure, I could’ve worn a condom, but then I thought ‘when the heck am I going to get to come back to Haiti?’”… ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/82 "2001-08-19T20:52:18Z")
Has anyone already mentioned the **Macintosh for Kids**? There are a bunch of kids at a lunch table. One kid shows two others what he’s done on his computer. “This dinosaur eating an army guy - it’s the best I’ve ever seen!” " ‘Welcome to the Pubic Library’?" “It said ‘public’. I changed it.” It ends with the two other kids saying, “I guess our dads got us crappy computers.” “Nah, I guess we just have crappy dads.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/83 "2001-08-19T21:37:58Z")
**FUB** , I loved the tagline for that one: “Apple. The Power to Crush the Other Kids.” One I haven’t seen mentioned yet was for the Chameleon, a luxury car designed to look like a junker, down to the coathanger radio antenna and mismatched/missing hubcaps. “Car thieves take one look, and keep on walking.” –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/84 "2001-08-21T07:53:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*I forgot one of the best ones from more recent years. “Gangsta Bitch Barbie.” She comes with a restraining order against Tupac Ken. Best part of the whole thing was Ken dressed up as Tupac. THUG tattoo across his stomach, puffed-out boxers, jeans hanging low, etc. And where Barbie slaps him with a male voiceover…“Ken, get out my face wich yo’ stank bref.” \*\* Am I remembering correctly that this product was crossed over to another sketch? Before I stopped watching entirely, I seem to remember Cheri Oteri having a recurring character: an unkempt, obnoxious little kid who won’t leave and won’t shut up. I believe she carried Gangsta Bitch Barbie. I nominate Wilson Trap Doors. ---
**Author:** ![Qwertyasdfg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Qwertyasdfg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwertyasdfg)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/85 "2001-08-21T13:50:07Z")
_Colon Blow the car you can have sex with the car for crazy people Wilson Trapdoors Petchow [sub]Ratpoison[/sub]_ ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/86 "2001-08-21T18:58:44Z")
I at least got a chuckle out of the watch so complicated you need 3 hands to work it. What about the pro-oil commercial where they’re talking about all the good things they do and then say that if you don’t let government deregulate the industry this little girls going to die, this big black man will be out of work and angry, and this old man will also die, or something. teeheehee ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/87 "2001-08-21T19:15:03Z")
**Einstein Delivery Service** “When it absolutley, positively, has to be there the day before yesterday” Color graphics showing how they bend space/time to deliver packages before they were sent. Cut to a desperate guy at the counter holding a pack of birth-control pills. “I need to get these to my girlfriend 6 weeks ago” “no problem sir!” 😃 Now _that_ would be a useful service! ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/88 "2001-08-21T20:23:28Z")
“The camera so easy, even Stevie Wonder can use it!” ---
**Author:** ![gorewonfla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/da6949/32.png) [@gorewonfla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gorewonfla)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/89 "2001-08-21T20:43:47Z")
My favorite was for a British toothpaste, I forget what it was called, but seeing Chris Farley in mutton chops and black teeth was enough to make me fall sideways laughing. Also, though it wasn’t per se a commercial, Ernest Mainway’s products were always a riot. I wish I had a “Bag O’ Glass” when I was a kid. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/90 "2001-08-22T02:36:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gorewonfla \* > **My favorite was for a British toothpaste, I forget what it was called, but seeing Chris Farley in mutton chops and black teeth was enough to make me fall sideways laughing.** It was full of sugar. “It even tastes great on a cracker!” “You don’t have to brush every day, but you just might want to!” What about the delivery company that takes the blame when the customer sends a package too late? “This needed to be there a month ago!” They take the time to age the package, put tire tread marks on it, stamp it with foreign postal codes, and apologise for the wait. ---
**Author:** ![NHL7890](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c4cdca/32.png) [@NHL7890](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NHL7890)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/91 "2001-08-26T02:07:31Z")
Everyone has seemed to overlook one of my personal favorites, “Uncle Jemaima’s Mash Liquor” with Tracy Morgan playing Uncle Jemaima. “This shit will fuck you up” lol, and I love almost all the commercials mentioned above. ---
**Author:** ![jcg20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e274bd/32.png) [@jcg20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jcg20)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/92 "2001-08-28T15:11:59Z")
There was an ad for a car, voice-over’d by Dan Akroyd, that touted the “fine valencia cardboard” dash, and “genuine pleather” seating. I think the car was called the Cordova. Anyone remember that one? ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/93 "2001-08-29T16:50:15Z")
I would agree that Oops is the funniest. Digress to In Living Color… There was one for the Coyote Ugly Escape Kit; with a prosthetic arm that allowed easy, comfortable removal and a simple escape, promising a “happy hump, with no bloody stump!” Hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Elvis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Elvis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/94 "2001-08-30T15:33:31Z")
Two old ones: The parody of those old navy or marines recruiting commercials: “Port of Call, Bayonne, New Jersey”–all about how they’re looking for a few good men, etc. Also, I recall some parody of the Harvey’s Bristol Cream commercials that I think involved Gilda Radner inviting filthy old bums up to her apartment or something like that… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/95 "2001-08-30T16:32:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elvis \* > \*\*Two old ones: > The parody of those old navy or marines recruiting commercials: “Port of Call, Bayonne, New Jersey”–all about how they’re looking for a few good men, etc. > \*\* Is that the one where they show all the “less glamorous” parts of beingin the service. Such as swabbing decks, cleaning toilets, etc.? “Its not just a job, its $149.95 a week!” ---
**Author:** ![Agent0069](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Agent0069](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent0069)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/96 "2001-08-30T17:51:49Z")
is the one where they have cookie dough in the bottle (that looks like a gatorade bottle) and they show the guys playing sports and drinking the dough. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/97 "2001-08-31T00:35:12Z")
There’s only one maly liquor that will get your head humming **Cold Cock** ’s the one that you’ll never see coming! ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/98 "2001-08-31T00:48:54Z")
I don’t remember the name of the product, but the one for the cereal that contained ecstacy. It stared Will Ferrell, and as an ex-raver I laughed my ass off at it. As soon as he takes a bite of the cereal, this terrible house music starts playing and they show shots of him at work wearing a “cat in the hat” hat and making out with his boss. other than that one, I loved “Action Cats”, “Happy Fun Ball”, and the one were Will Ferrell talks about sueing dogs. My favorite line in that last one was when Tracy Morgan says “For 50 bucks, he told me he’d kill a dog” ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/99 "2001-08-31T04:45:53Z")
Hey…forgot one [http://www.clownpenis.fart](http://www.clownpenis.fart) They were actually a online insurance firm but all the useful URL’s were taken. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495/100 "2001-08-31T06:14:12Z")
Inspired by Happy Fun Ball™ and my frightening mother, I designed Happy Fun Mom, which you can see at [http://www.hastur.com/abyss/funmom4.html](http://www.hastur.com/abyss/funmom4.html) It was 1996 when I designed this, and I was just learning Paint Shop Pro, so… be kind, and hopefully you will be amused. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-sat-night-live/76495.md?page=6)