# Oops, I forgot your card... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214 "2001-08-20T19:34:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/1 "2001-08-20T19:34:23Z")
I started worrying about Turbo Dog yesterday. What normal healthy male willingly turns off the Three Stooges in order to watch golf? Then it hit me…today is his birthday! He must be finally outgrowing the Stooges. Since I didn’t get him a card or anything, he’ll have to consider this small public humilation a token of my affection. [sub]He hates a big deal made out of his birthday. Neener neener.[/sub] Turbo Dog,I love you honey…and do you want the traditional blowjob for your gift, as usual? Let the spanking commence. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/2 "2001-08-20T19:40:10Z")
Happy Birthday, **Turbo**! If I had known I woulda got you a card. (who the hell am I foolin? I wouldn’t have even thought about it, but Happy Birthday anyway, jarhead). ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/3 "2001-08-20T19:42:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > Turbo Dog,I love you honey…and do you want the traditional blowjob for your gift, as usual? > > Let the spanking commence. Um, my birthday just passed recently too. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/4 "2001-08-20T19:42:55Z")
For his birthday, perhaps you should consider an EXOTIC blowjob, rather than a TRADITIONAL blowjob. I mean, he only gets one birthday a year, right? And we all know that when you’re married you rarely get sex anyway, right? So you ought to make it EXTRA-special! [sub]'scuse me, it’s going to take me a while to get my tongue out of my cheek.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/5 "2001-08-20T20:15:11Z")
Awwwww… are you all so sweet. Thanks. Yes, my sweet, that would be acceptable. I’m glad that for once you didn’t make any sort of spectacle of it… (cranky old guy groan). We can discuss the options later:) JeffB… you have to spend at least a weekend with her during PMS to earn one 🙂 UncleBill, it’s quite okay. You owe me a hummer now though… Oorah baby:) Ham… Any hummer is an exotic hummer. I’m THAT easy. And I’ll be seeing you later…😉 Thanks again:) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/6 "2001-08-20T20:26:27Z")
**Turbo** , the only hummer you’d get from me is the HMMWV kind. But you knew that. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/7 "2001-08-20T20:41:52Z")
Happy b-day! Hope its a good one! [sub]Is she talking about the BJ or the day? The Shadow knows.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/8 "2001-08-21T01:01:00Z")
Happiest of birthday’s, **Turbo Dog!** Hope you enjoy the day, your present and your cake. I’d send my specialty, chocolate mousse pie, but I don’t think it would get there soon enough not to give you food poisoning. Sorry…but it’s the thought that counts, right? Scotti ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/9 "2001-08-21T01:37:58Z")
…raises hand… ummm can I borrow the Pussy Snorkel™? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/10 "2001-08-21T02:17:29Z")
Happy Birthday, **Turbo Dog**! [sub]Damn, Tequila, I thought I had invented the Birthday Blowjob[sup]TM[/sup][/sub] ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oops-i-forgot-your-card/77214/11 "2001-08-21T02:44:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > For his birthday, perhaps you should consider an EXOTIC blowjob, rather than a TRADITIONAL blowjob. I mean, he only gets one birthday a year, right? > > And we all know that when you’re married you rarely get sex anyway, right? > > So you ought to make it EXTRA-special! If you’re right about the marriage thing, than _any_ blowjob is an exotic blowjob.