# Opal, what the fuck is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368 "2008-12-16T06:10:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/361 "2008-12-17T04:57:40Z")
Warning: the ring thread still grows, as of just minutes ago. Posts 104 on… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=482315&page=3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=482315&page=3) Bless their pointed little heads! ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/362 "2008-12-17T05:01:04Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > By the way, what do you call a fish with no eyes? > > a fsh I love you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/363 "2008-12-17T05:01:06Z")
Who wrote a story about eyes popping out all over a dudes skin, like THE PICTURE, but they were eyes? King maybe? Visionary. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/364 "2008-12-17T05:04:25Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > It seems that Guinea Worm is on track for eradication within a couple of years. If you want to be a part of elminiating flesh burrowing worms from this planet, it seems like the [Carter Center](http://www.cartercenter.net/donate/index.html) might be a good place to send your next charitable contribution to. Forget guinea worms. Is there an organization devoted to eradicating suriname toads? There needs to be and I don’t even care if they’re not dangerous or a pest. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/365 "2008-12-17T05:04:26Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > A friend of mine popped out seven in one day once! Yeah, I could do that when I was 14, too. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/366 "2008-12-17T05:05:23Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Sure thing, darlin’. We owe you one for the happy handbag/sad handbag photos. I’m still giggling over those. > > Or should I have said… > > We owe you one for the following photos: > > 1. Happy handbag > 2. Sad handbag > 3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch 1. Link please? 2. Link please? 3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/367 "2008-12-17T05:06:08Z")
> [@Klaatu](#): > > Who wrote a story about eyes popping out all over a dudes skin, like THE PICTURE, but they were eyes? King maybe? > > Visionary. Yes 1. It’s called “I Am The Doorway” 2. It’s in the collection _Night Shift._ 3. Lick my hairy nutsack, you crazy ass bitch. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/368 "2008-12-17T05:17:08Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > Tomorrow will be another day and this thread will slow and finally stop. NOOOOooooooooOOOOoo!!! I am so in love with this thread, I want to marry it and have its babies. Would anyone be able to sort out how we’d manage an engagement ring? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/369 "2008-12-17T05:27:57Z")
There are much worse things on the internet than that lotus pod boob. Would you like to see? I can think of at least three things. 1. Jarsquatter 2. 2girls1cup 3. Lick my hairy nutsack, you crazy ass bitch 4. tubgirl 5. goatse Jarsquatter is new too… Here’s a link for the foolishly curious. http ://jarsquatter.com/ ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/370 "2008-12-17T05:28:05Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > [SIZE=“1”]Would anyone be able to sort out how we’d manage an engagement ring? Get a necklace with some kind of locket and keep the ring in the locket. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/371 "2008-12-17T05:29:53Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > Get a necklace with some kind of locket and keep the ring in the locket. That wouldn’t work, the locket wouldn’t be safe or secure enough. We’d need some sort of toggle bar. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/372 "2008-12-17T05:29:56Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > NOOOOooooooooOOOOoo!!! I am so in love with this thread, I want to marry it and have its babies. > > Would anyone be able to sort out how we’d manage an engagement ring? You could wear it on some sort of necklace. I remember a thread about it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/373 "2008-12-17T05:33:09Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > It’s not so bad. We had tumbo flies in Cameroon. They lay their eggs on wet clothes, and then when you put on the clothes they burrow into you and grow into worms. Kind of turns into a painful pimple kind of thing. To get rid of them, you put vasaline on the irritation and the worms tunnels up to get air. Then you have to squeeze it just right and the worm pops out whole. > > A friend of mine popped out seven in one day once! > > Now Guinea Worms, I’m not even going to start talking about those. I will find you, and I will hurt you. In other news, having a graphic imagination sucks. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/374 "2008-12-17T05:40:49Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Jesus fuck. I closed that only a second after I opened it. You guys are all insane. That was cute! Little baby froggies! ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/375 "2008-12-17T05:43:19Z")
> [@Klaatu](#): > > Who wrote a story about eyes popping out all over a dudes skin, like THE PICTURE, but they were eyes? King maybe? > > Visionary. Well, there were the scientists who fucked with the eyeless gene on the fruit fly so that it developed eyes all over its body, [like this little guy.](http://www.ozdros.com/images/dpp-eyless50.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/376 "2008-12-17T05:51:08Z")
Ok. I hadn’t seen the Surinam Toad. I clicked it. I have to say…Lotus boob is worse. (though I think i’ve seen a Lotus boob where they had teeth- that was the scary one, the lotus pie was meh). The toad though… it was squeamish, but not bad at all actually. I think because I kept saying to myself- this is Biology. This is cool. You like biology. This is FASCINATING, DAMMIT! FASCINATING. Do not get squeamish DAMMIT! THINK ABOUT THE CYCLE OF LIFE! So yeah. Surinam Toad. not bad. I could probably watch it again. Not going to. But I could. The Lotus boob- i’ve seen it, and I’m good. Have yet to click on that one this thread. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/377 "2008-12-17T05:52:30Z")
The Fly- That was awesome. I could click that multiple times. But that’s science. I’m down with that one. Gene mutations and all that- dealt with that plenty. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/378 "2008-12-17T05:54:57Z")
> [@torie](#): > > You guys are all insane. That was cute! Little baby froggies! OK, this made me look. My reaction? Squee! Baby froggies! ---
**Author:** ![Robin\_Goodfellow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Robin\_Goodfellow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robin_Goodfellow)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/379 "2008-12-17T05:56:00Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > There are much worse things on the internet than that lotus pod boob. Would you like to see? I can think of at least three things. > > 1. Jarsquatter > 2. 2girls1cup > 3. Lick my hairy nutsack, you crazy ass bitch > 4. tubgirl > 5. goatse > > Jarsquatter is new too… Here’s a link for the foolishly curious. http ://jarsquatter.com/ I’ve also seen that one as 1man1jar. General thought is, like 2g1c, it’s a hoax. It’s hard to imagine anyone suffering that and not flinching or making a sound. And yeah, the surinam toad, not that gross on first watching. You should all browse more photoshop contests! Really trains your mind to watch for shock images. Almost like taking a grain of salt with every eyeful, but not quite that painful. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/380 "2008-12-17T06:16:06Z")
> [@Kolga](#): > > Could we not have both? We could reserve “3. Buckeyes” for anything outside of the Pit, and “3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch” in the Pit. > > Seriously, that last phrase is making me giggle like a 12-year-old. I support **Nzinga, Seated** ’s request. I like this idea. 3. Buckeyes! has potential to become nice and obscure, just the way we like our memes. Of course, 3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy bitch. is just about perfect in every way (I almost Wildest Billed that - “Licky my hairy nutsack…” 😃 ). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=20)