# Opal, what the fuck is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368 "2008-12-16T06:10:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/401 "2008-12-17T11:12:23Z")
I have been following this thread, it is an awesome laugh, but I must say you guys are truly fuckt. I saw that boob thing a few years back, no way in hell am I clicking on any links here! Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/402 "2008-12-17T11:31:08Z")
Is it wrong that I want the Tree Man to be a Doper just for the potential of him posting [LMHNYCAB](http://reviewsion.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/tree-man.jpg)? And the mods may say it has to be spelled ‘B-u-c-k-e-y-e-s’, but it will always be pronounced ‘LICK MY HAIRY NUTSACK YOU CRAZY ASS BITCH’. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/403 "2008-12-17T12:33:55Z")
> [@torie](#): > > You guys are all insane. That was cute! Little baby froggies! No. NO. Stop it. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/404 "2008-12-17T14:06:39Z")
Wow 1. I’m flattered that I may somehow, someday, leave a lasting mark on this board after so many years 2. I don’t know anyone here personally and am usually quite the thread killer 3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/405 "2008-12-17T14:15:45Z")
I’m tempted to not post just to make **Tommy’s** thread-killing a reality, but I was also ambushed with two girls one cup - I was not AT ALL impressed with the guy who sent me that link in an email with a misleading title. He can certainly lick my hairy nutsack. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/406 "2008-12-17T14:53:55Z")
Direct linking to any nudity or adult material has always been against the board rules. Linking to something gross or shocking like goatse or (apparently) this jar thing without any description or warning is triply so. **Autolycus** , this is an official warning not to ever do anything like this again. And, speaking as a poster now, I think you owe people an apology. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/407 "2008-12-17T15:08:54Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > It was as reprehensible as you allude to, but I simply have decided that _I_ am the \*\*cupable \*\*party because I knew there was something wrong, _yet went ahead anyway._ Teehee. I, too, am purposefully naive of 2g1c and the description of the new shockvid is jarring enough to know I’ll be avoiding that as well. ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/408 "2008-12-17T15:22:38Z")
> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#): > > I, too, am purposefully naive of 2g1c and the description of the new shockvid is jarring enough to know I’ll be avoiding that as well. Pun definitely intended ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/409 "2008-12-17T15:36:53Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > And the thread comes full circle. Unless someone wants to invent a new confection, Nzingaeyes. What would they be made of? Ingredients: • 3/4 cup sugar • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar • 1 cup butter, softened • 2 large eggs,beaten • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour • 1 teaspoon baking soda • 3/4 teaspoon salt • 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips • 1 face of an infant, removed screaming, and roughly diced (about 1 cup) • if desired, 1 cup chopped pecans Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Mix sugar, brown sugar, butter, vanilla and eggs in a large bowl by hand. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt. The dough will be very stiff. Stir in chocolate chips and pecans if desired. Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake 8 to 10 minutes. Put diced infant face in clear glass bowl, look at it, and chuckle softly until the cookies have baked to a light brown, with soft centers. Let cool completely then remove from cookie sheet. Masturbate into the chopped infant face. ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/410 "2008-12-17T15:41:14Z")
Has this pitting achieved “most off-topic thread ever” status yet? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/411 "2008-12-17T15:42:06Z")
Wow, this thread really does have everything. Is this some kind of record for the number of in-fights in a thread pitting someone else? What this thread needs is a link to a [recipe](http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1613,156162-235196,00.html) as requested in the original thread. I looked for a recipe with rice krispies since I think the extra crunchiness would making it seem more like you’re eating a real eyeball, I understand the lens is kind of crunchy. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/412 "2008-12-17T15:46:56Z")
> [@](#): > > I looked for a recipe with rice krispies since I think the extra crunchiness would making it seem more like you’re eating a real eyeball, I understand the lens is kind of crunchy. Cooked eyes are kind of al dente. Never had any from a buck, despite having killed a good many of them. The ones I had were from cabrito. That was the one good thing about living in Laredo. I got to fully experience the culinary joys of meat by-products. ---
**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/413 "2008-12-17T15:49:20Z")
Are tumbo flies the same thing as [mango flies](http://blogs.bootsnall.com/LeahM/africa-insect-update.html). The blogger in question is not my friend-but I do have a good blogfriend who lives and works in Mozambique and she was torturing me about them because she knows I catalogue scary parasitic diseases. They have a maid they hired just to iron their clothes to avoid having the mango flies burrow into their buttocks-ironing the clothes is the only thing that kills the eggs. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![AngryIrishLass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@AngryIrishLass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryIrishLass)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/414 "2008-12-17T16:03:38Z")
If anything good has come from this thread and the original thread, I made Buckeyes for the first time yesterday. Thank you \*\*Silver Tyger Girl \*\*for the yummy recipe. Though, in this house, we’re calling 'em Gator Bites. Carry on with your nasty, may you rot in hell pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/415 "2008-12-17T16:21:34Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Ingredients: > > • 3/4 cup sugar > • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar > • 1 cup butter, softened > • 2 large eggs,beaten > • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract > • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour > • 1 teaspoon baking soda > • 3/4 teaspoon salt > • 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips > • 1 face of an infant, removed screaming, and roughly diced (about 1 cup) > • if desired, 1 cup chopped pecans > > Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Mix sugar, brown sugar, butter, vanilla and eggs in a large bowl by hand. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt. The dough will be very stiff. Stir in chocolate chips and pecans if desired. Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake 8 to 10 minutes. Put diced infant face in clear glass bowl, look at it, and chuckle softly until the cookies have baked to a light brown, with soft centers. Let cool completely then remove from cookie sheet. Masturbate into the chopped infant face. Hmm… around here we make them like this: • 3/4 cup sugar • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar • Lick my hairy nutsack, you crazy ass bitch • 1 cup butter, softened • 2 large eggs,beaten • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour • 1 teaspoon baking soda • 3/4 teaspoon salt • 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips • 1 face of an infant, removed screaming, and roughly diced (about 1 cup) • if desired, 1 cup chopped pecans ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/416 "2008-12-17T16:23:21Z")
> [@AngryIrishLass](#): > > If anything good has come from this thread and the original thread, I made Buckeyes for the first time yesterday. Thank you \*\*Silver Tyger Girl \*\*for the yummy recipe. > > Though, in this house, we’re calling 'em Gator Bites. > > Carry on with your nasty, may you rot in hell pictures. Somewhere in this thread someone mentioned calling a candy treat Unicorn Turds. I’m gonna call them that. “Here Mom, try a Unicorn Turd! They’re delicious.” ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/417 "2008-12-17T16:35:47Z")
> [@AngryIrishLass](#): > > If anything good has come from this thread and the original thread, I made Buckeyes for the first time yesterday. Thank you \*\*Silver Tyger Girl \*\*for the yummy recipe. > > Though, in this house, we’re calling 'em Gator Bites. > > Carry on with your nasty, may you rot in hell pictures. No Gator Bites is too scary. It conjures up images of people and animals being bitten and eaten by gators. I would never call them that, maybe Gator Eyes? Ooh, then you could dip them in white chocolate with some green food coloring! [sub]Great, now I’m doing it, too. I said to myself, “be nice don’t take sides, just be silly” and I got sucked in, dammit![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/418 "2008-12-17T16:37:10Z")
Snarky emo-pissing-matches aside, thank you for the wonderful gross-em links, nearly as much fun as the pimple threads. I love this place 🙂_cute widdle biddy froggie babies_ ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/419 "2008-12-17T16:37:13Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Forget guinea worms. Is there an organization devoted to eradicating suriname toads? There needs to be and I don’t even care if they’re not dangerous or a pest. Do yourself a favor and don’t ever investigate the kangaroo reproductive process. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/420 "2008-12-17T16:47:25Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > 1. There is no reason why we can’t use LMHNYCAB in MPSIMS. > 2. If you think ‘buckeyes’ is classier than Lick my hairynut sack you crazy ass bitch, you are nuts. > 3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch. Admit it, you were giggling like a retarded three year old being tickled by a chainsaw wielding clown when you wrote that, weren’t you? > [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Sure thing, darlin’. We owe you one for the happy handbag/sad handbag photos. I’m still giggling over those. > > Or should I have said… > > We owe you one for the following photos: > > 1. Happy handbag > 2. Sad handbag > 3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch Yes, linky plz? I’n’a happy handbag! 😛 > [@](#): > > Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch. Yeah, I’m likin’ it… 😃 And just for the record? Surinam toads are fucking disgusting! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=22)