# Opal, what the fuck is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368 "2008-12-16T06:10:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/721 "2008-12-18T23:15:52Z")
> [@the\_Lady](#): > > I really need to stop reading this thread. Stupid picture. > Two whole days and it still won’t leave my head! Just remember the pic you DIDNT see. The other/right side was worse! your welcome 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/722 "2008-12-18T23:28:19Z")
She was the inspiration for a thread wherein a _moderator_ shut down an _administrator_. She sows division and strife at all levels of the hierarchy! ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/723 "2008-12-18T23:39:58Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > I’m gonna thread-shit here. Fifteen pages, 700+posts. If you are going to try and thread shit something this massive, you are going to have to try a lot harder. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/724 "2008-12-18T23:48:35Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > That insane defender of hers — that “techchick” person – she was pretty far up her own ass too. I’m not surprised she got banned. For years, I thought nothing would ever beat [techchick’s final meltdown.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=216275) Until now. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/725 "2008-12-18T23:53:57Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#): > > Fifteen pages, 700+posts. If you are going to try and thread shit something this massive, you are going to have to try a lot harder. Well, the Pitted one does know a lot about poop, so you might ask her… 1. This thread has been a lot of fun. 2. I think we all needed it. 3. I like buckeyes–a tasty candy treat for the holidays! I must try to incorporate some red food coloring in the buckeyes–I think it would add just the right touch. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/726 "2008-12-19T00:10:53Z")
You’re going to make bloodshot buckeyes as a New Year’s Day treat? ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/727 "2008-12-19T00:11:21Z")
**Eleanorigby** , you could probably tint some white chocolate (or use those pre-colored coating chips) and make a drizzle over them. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/728 "2008-12-19T00:27:30Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > [techchick’s final meltdown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=216275) Sweet holy fuckity con carne. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/729 "2008-12-19T00:30:42Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > For years, I thought nothing would ever beat [techchick’s final meltdown.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=216275) Until now. Was that the one that led to her threats to hack the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/730 "2008-12-19T00:38:12Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#): > > Fifteen pages, 700+posts. If you are going to try and thread shit something this massive, you are going to have to try a lot harder. Maybe **FriarTed** should start a thread asking people to guess when he’ll have his first effective thread-shit here. ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/731 "2008-12-19T01:46:30Z")
Music in this thread provided by Jack Dean Tyler and the Foreskins. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/732 "2008-12-19T03:04:38Z")
_This is the thread that has no end It just goes on and on my friend Some people started posting to it not knowing what it was Now they’ll continue posting to it forever just because…_ ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/733 "2008-12-19T03:10:24Z")
In before this thread devolves into some black hole of horribleness and every post consists of a remark on its longness. Oh wait, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/734 "2008-12-19T03:18:47Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > You’re going to make bloodshot buckeyes as a New Year’s Day treat? Or buckshot buckeyes, even. ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/735 "2008-12-19T03:38:31Z")
> [@Klaatu](#): > > Music in this thread provided by Jack Dean Tyler and the Foreskins. Bandname! ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/736 "2008-12-19T03:44:22Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I must try to incorporate some red food coloring in the buckeyes–I think it would add just the right touch. 😃 Ha! Are you going to send a box of bloodshot buckeyes to Opal? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/737 "2008-12-19T04:15:47Z")
I love this thread, but it’s not even close to having everything. No goats, no calamari, no Monty Python quotes. I saw that the “real buckeye necklace” someone posted a link to was only $8. I’m tempted to buy one for each of my vegetarian friends for the holidays. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/738 "2008-12-19T04:16:16Z")
Hmph. **Klaatu** beat me to the Jack Dean Tyler reference. I even had come up with a great way to tie it in to the thread: I was going to suggest that Opal keep her engagement ring in her foreskin. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/739 "2008-12-19T04:17:43Z")
I need a new car. It should be the size of a Hummer, handle like a Porsche, get 50 mpg city, and reatil for less than $38,000. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/740 "2008-12-19T04:19:55Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > I was going to suggest that Opal keep her engagement ring in her foreskin. love it!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=38)