# Opal, what the fuck is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368 "2008-12-16T06:10:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/781 "2008-12-19T14:59:02Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > This message I see - no, wait! I don’t fucking see a quote from **jali** in your quote so you can lick my hairy nuts you crazy ass bitch. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/782 "2008-12-19T15:00:35Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > 1. I like Buckey. (Hi, Buckeye) > 2. I don’t like buckeye replacing the new meme of LMHNYCAB > 3. Lick my hairy nuts you crazy ass bitch Um…lick my hairy nuts you crazy ass bitch you know I love you (gives **Nzinga, Seated** the secret squirrel soul-sistah handshake so she knows for sure) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/783 "2008-12-19T15:06:16Z")
I thought it was _hairy nutsack_. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/784 "2008-12-19T15:07:17Z")
After glancing at the other threads I gotta say, I can’t figure out why people are still bustin’ her hairy buckeyes over there. All the funny was in _this_ thread. There was some initial funny in the peanut butter balls thread, but now, it seems no fun to mess with her in that thread. I am only speaking for myself, of course. I personally think the real fun was in this thread right here! The motherthread. ETA: Knead, 1. It is ‘nutsack’. Thank you. 2. We must be diligent in keeping this new meme (is it new? I’m tired of it already) pure 3. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/785 "2008-12-19T15:09:52Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > This thread had everything seven pages ago. No one has yet accused anyone of felching goats. ---
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/786 "2008-12-19T15:13:42Z")
That really powders my skivvies! I need that like I need a nutsack in my cereal bowl. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/787 "2008-12-19T15:26:31Z")
**Nzinga, Seated** , 1. You’re welcome. 2. I couldn’t agree more. 3. Hi, Buckeye! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/788 "2008-12-19T15:35:47Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > By the way, I was in Ohio once. In 1961. For 20 minutes. > > While there, I witnessed those 1960s-style “tree nuts”. Hey, me too! Except it was six years but otherwise it was almost exactly like that. > [@SomeUserName](#): > > Hey, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Damn you, I just realized that quote hadn’t been used here yet and came here just to post it! Stupid dopers always stealing comments directly out of my brain. > [@Hi\_Neighbor](#): > > That really powders my skivvies! I need that like I need a nutsack in my cereal bowl. If you don’t like that in your cereal I suggest you avoid the cereals “Honey Nutsack Clusters” and “Honey Bunches of Nutsacks” and definitely do not drink that coffee “Chock Full of Nutsacks”. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/789 "2008-12-19T15:45:43Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Damn you, I just realized that quote hadn’t been used here yet and came here just to post it! Stupid dopers always stealing comments directly out of my brain. It took 778 posts before someone posted that. Can I interest you in a triple espresso, Sparky? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/790 "2008-12-19T15:54:34Z")
> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#): > > It took 778 posts before someone posted that. Can I interest you in a triple espresso, Sparky? 😛 No thanks, I’m still working on my mug of Chock Full of Nutsacks. Mmm … hairy. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/791 "2008-12-19T15:55:04Z")
Damn, travel made me miss the fun. In the necklace thread I’m SHOCKED she didn’t make a fuss over lobster claw clasp and cow hitch. Maybe suggest a ‘tofu snatcher’? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/792 "2008-12-19T15:56:27Z")
You can’t fool me. Tofu doesn’t have a snatch. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/793 "2008-12-19T16:00:51Z")
The Littlest Hitler thread got shut down because it got all huggy and kitty. I hope this one doesn’t get shut down. Are we supposed to throw in some bile here and there so it stays pitty and the mods don’t think we’re having too much fun? Just in case … Lick my crazy nutsack you hairy assed bitch! er … wait. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/794 "2008-12-19T16:13:35Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Are we supposed to throw in some bile here and there so it stays pitty and the mods don’t think we’re having too much fun? I tried to throw some bile in and got smacked down for it! Come to think of it, I’m offended by your use of the term “bile,” as it is an animal product. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/795 "2008-12-19T16:14:50Z")
Lick my [Burlap Buckeyesack](http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6010796), YCAB! Lick my velvety,[Lucky Buckeye Mojo Bag](http://www.spiritualshack.com/servlet/the-673/Lucky-Buckeye-Gambling-Kit/Detail), YCAB! Meh, I don’t know if those have the same ring… Now all I need is the [hair of a blonde virgin](http://books.google.com/books?id=4-r3wPP1LJAC&pg=PA172&lpg=PA172&dq=buckeye+mojo+bag&source=web&ots=AX0dLdfnZb&sig=8Pp1kePuGfGDhP3H9Do5wykeWGQ&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=10&ct=result)… hmmm. Shouldn’t be too hard to find around here. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/796 "2008-12-19T16:35:31Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > Now all I need is the [hair of a blonde virgin](http://books.google.com/books?id=4-r3wPP1LJAC&pg=PA172&lpg=PA172&dq=buckeye+mojo+bag&source=web&ots=AX0dLdfnZb&sig=8Pp1kePuGfGDhP3H9Do5wykeWGQ&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=10&ct=result)… hmmm. Shouldn’t be too hard to find around here. Silly rabbit. There aren’t any blondes here. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/797 "2008-12-19T16:40:24Z")
From a _virgin_? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/798 "2008-12-19T16:42:13Z")
Mebbe _Like a Virgin_. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/799 "2008-12-19T16:42:39Z")
Two more posts and it’s 18 pages! C’mon everybody and push! Think of the lotus boob and _heave_! ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368/800 "2008-12-19T16:46:53Z")
> [@TommyTutone](#): > > In the necklace thread I’m SHOCKED she didn’t make a fuss over lobster claw clasp and cow hitch. You’re right! I hadn’t noticed that. And lobster claws are frickin’ delectable! Mmmmm…gimmee some grilled lobster claw and drawn buttah and I’m in carnivore heaven. Dead deer eyes? Not so much. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opal-what-the-fuck-is-your-problem/477368.md?page=41)