# OpalCat abducted by aliens, dissected in horrendous lab experiments **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408 "2001-04-01T21:03:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/1 "2001-04-01T21:03:40Z")
APRIL FOOLS! Haha… you thought I really had been abducted and dissected. I fooled you. HAHAHA!!! Hey!!! why do you look so dissappointed? ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/2 "2001-04-01T21:05:53Z")
1. Good one! 2. No disappointment here! 3. Hi Opal! O ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/3 "2001-04-01T21:07:50Z")
Oo! Oo! I got dibs on her boobs! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/4 "2001-04-01T21:09:08Z")
And I was gonna ask for pictures, too. 😉 By the way, Hi Opal! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/5 "2001-04-01T21:38:18Z")
For further information on how to dispose of Opal Cat, just go here. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/6 "2001-04-02T02:52:35Z")
I thought it was the aliens who were dissected. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/7 "2001-04-02T03:35:14Z")
Heyyyyyy, wait a minute: How do we _know_ that you \* weren’t abducted by aliens and dissected in a horrendous lab experiment and the thing that posted the OP isn’t just a mutant-body snatched Pod Person? Or an evil undead alien zombie. :eek: Great. Just F\*ing great. Now I’m gonna be up all night. I expect you over here to rock me to sleep Opal. [sub]unless you’re a brain-eating alien clone…[/sub] On second thought: Nevermind. ::runs for bed to hide under the blankies:: Fenris ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/8 "2001-04-02T06:07:43Z")
What, you don’t _trust_ me? Hmmmmm? mmmm…braaaains… ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/9 "2001-04-02T06:49:57Z")
I was sure it happened LAST year. That would explain a lot, wouldn’t it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/10 "2001-04-02T17:51:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\* > mmmm…braaaains… \*\* and other body parts can be obtained [here](http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1256000/1256023.stm). Posted on April 2nd, so who knows… ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/11 "2001-04-02T18:15:35Z")
Although, come to think of it, I’ve NEVER SEEN Opal’s boobs, so I guess I can’t really say. Anyone care to remedy that sorry state of affairs? 😉 ```auto I'd better end this line right now, before I end up looking like a drunk frat-boy at Spring Break Daytona hollerin' *"Show me your t*ts!"* [sub]Not that I don't already.[/sub] ``` ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/12 "2001-04-02T19:23:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*mmmm…braaaains… \*\* Now we **know** that isn’t the real Opal… everyone knows she’s a vegetarian! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/13 "2001-04-02T19:46:20Z")
I _knew_ something was wrong with her! Who wastes a perfectly beautiful Sunday doing _housework_?? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/14 "2001-04-03T13:56:32Z")
I… don’t… know… what… you… mean… come… on… over… here… I… just… want… to… tastXXXXsee… you… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat-abducted-by-aliens-dissected-in-horrendous-lab-experiments/60408/15 "2001-04-03T15:47:17Z")
you want to XXXX us? I’m at the front of the queue!