# Opalcat **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 1999, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814 "1999-03-29T19:46:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 1999, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/81 "1999-04-06T06:52:00Z")
Eh, fuck off. It’s not my problem that you can’t find another rhyme. (it IS the BBQ pit, after all!) * * * –elm I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 1999, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/82 "1999-04-07T02:45:00Z")
Ok Drain, you asked for it! ::to the tune of “Mr. Sandman”:: Mr Taxman, give me a break! I’ve stared at these forms 'til my head aches! I’ve read and re-read your byzantine regs; until my eyeballs feel like soft boiled eggs! So, Mr. Taxman, I need some reief! Leave me some money or my girlfriend will leave! She’ll take her CDs; and the VCR too! And leave me with nothing but my taxforms and you! Mr. Taxman, give me a breeaakk! If you can’t tell, I did my taxes today. I consider myself well-and-truly fucked. \_ **ExTank\** _ _“Include the exculded income and exclude the included income, subtracting the Capital Gain Yield and carrying over my IRA contributions…AAARRRGGGHHH!!!”_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 1999, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/83 "1999-04-07T21:36:00Z")
Where oh where has my little troll gone? * * * **\>^,^\<** “Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…” The Teeming Millions Homepage: [fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/84 "1999-04-08T01:13:00Z")
Jeannie and Opalcat? Two words – cage match! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 1999, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/85 "1999-04-08T01:17:00Z")
{{Actually, you ass, I [Dream of Jeannie]know more about Kosovo that you [Fab Lil] do. Being from a political family, this has been discussed more often that it’s been on the news. So, you want to go head-to-head? Pick a topic, any topic.}} Aaaaaughhhh!!! She’s a Kennedy! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 1999, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/86 "1999-04-08T01:21:00Z")
[[I’d much rather watch the Bob & George show, here, or a couple of rounds of Shawn vs The World than see some child defecating in public.]] Tom Whoo hoo! Is billing promotion! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 1999, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/87 "1999-04-08T03:12:00Z")
I’m closing this thread because (1) jeanie checked the box that automatically sends her copies of all posts; (2) she later changed her E-mail address to a non-working account, and (3) my mailbox is filling up with bounced-mail notices from every time somebody posts. BTW, she was using a hotmail account, if that tells you anything. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/88 "2003-05-07T14:53:09Z")
Well, WHAT ON EARTH IS WITH EVERYONE SAYING “HI OPAL?” ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/89 "2003-05-07T15:02:55Z")
Someone needs to be savagely beaten about the head. And preferably with the banning stick. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/90 "2003-05-07T15:08:27Z")
This is annoying in so many ways. ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/91 "2003-05-07T15:08:39Z")
My brain hurts and I feel like I may have been transported to an alternate universe… Someone is very small words explain to me what’s going on? It’s not even noon yet… ARGH! ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/92 "2003-05-07T15:18:02Z")
Brraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnsssss… ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/93 "2003-05-07T15:20:21Z")
Yes, I know it’s stupid. KILL THE THREAD! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/94 "2003-05-07T15:20:43Z")
Oh my God… It’s a **Zombie Thread**! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/95 "2003-05-07T15:26:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hebesphenomegacorona \* > \*\*Yes, I know it’s stupid. > KILL THE THREAD! \*\* Actually I am moderatly impressed you found it. Perhaps before slinking away in shame, you can explain (a) how you pulled this up and (b) in what fit of stupidity did you decide to post to it. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/96 "2003-05-07T15:31:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Oh my God… > > It’s a **Zombie Thread**! \*\* Ummm… how did you do that? Please, e-mail me. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814/97 "2003-05-07T15:34:04Z")
There’s no reason to bump a thread this old. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opalcat/814.md?page=4)