# Opal's 2000th Post Bash! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549 "2000-04-04T01:40:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/21 "2000-04-04T11:44:00Z")
**2000!? 2000???** Geez, Opal, I probably won’t hit 2000 'til next year! How do you do it? Congratulations! (Sorry I’m late. I’ll try to be early when you hit 3000. That’ll be what? July?) * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/22 "2000-04-04T13:10:00Z")
Congrats, Opal. Love the party. I brought confetti, I promise I’ll stay and help clean it up. * * * Pork is not a verb. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/23 "2000-04-04T15:45:00Z")
It’s a little early for a beer, but some spiked coffee would be nice. Whooo hoooo Opal Love the tiara! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/24 "2000-04-04T16:29:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by sunbear: > **Is that face really blue or just the monitor reflecting? What are you watching?** It’s the monitor. The camera sits on top of it (or on a tripod anywhere in the room, but at the moment I was given the tiara, it was on top of the monitor) * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/25 "2000-04-04T16:54:00Z")
Uh…I brought ice cream and toppings. Can I come in and worship at the shrine? :she pokes her head in the doorway and asks tentatively after looking at the crowd: ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/26 "2000-04-05T05:18:00Z")
ICE CREAM!!! PAAAAAAAAARTY! * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/27 "2000-04-05T05:39:00Z")
::quickly returning from the MPSIMS archives:: For you my dear: One (1) blinding-white completely-restored ambulance; One (1) freshly-laundered moose schlong jacket; One (1) puss-leaking, smoke-emitting and scorched, bald, pink, half-dead cat; and the heartiest of congratulations from the Chief. * * * Homepage: [http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil](http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil) Occupation: Swabbie Pounder, First Class Location: Anywhere you feckless landlubbers ain’t. Interests: Navy Chow, Port of Call, The Head, Air Superiority ICQ Number: CVN69 **– An UncleBeer Profile** “Avast and ahoy, landlubbers! Shore leave’s in August. Hide your women.” **– A WallySig** ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/28 "2000-04-04T18:38:00Z")
Happy 2000, Ms. Fathom! And thanks again for the Teeming Millions homepage. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/29 "2000-04-04T22:20:00Z")
And ice cream for the potty trained kid, too. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/30 "2000-04-04T22:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by techchick68: > \*\*It’s a little early for a beer, but some spiked coffee would be nice. > > Whooo hoooo Opal > > Love the tiara!\*\* ## Oh no, Techchick, it is _never_ too early for beer! Pass the pretzels please. _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549/31 "2000-04-04T23:32:00Z")
Hey! My husband is making some long island iced teas! Anyone want one? * * * – I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect. [http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/showmerespect.jpg) O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/opals-2000th-post-bash/15549.md?page=1)